"[After the end credits, the alarm clock goes off] Wake up, little halflings! It is time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives. [flailing his arms up and down] BE GONE WITH YOU!!!"

"Born leader"

"It's okay, little halfling. Sometimes, I get confused too. Especially during daylight savings time. Spring forward, fall back. We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! There is no spring, only darkness and winter!"

"He means business. March 2017."

"It's okay, little halfling. Perhaps I can be of some assistance. Blackbird singing in the dead of night! Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! Fly, you fools!"

"If only I could reach my magical shank. I could break us out of this big house."

"He is the Boss. March 2017."

"[Tim: What's the point, Wizzie?] Because it's 7:00 a.m. I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult."

"Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! He shall not pass!"

"Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. With a great curse! They shall not pass!"

"Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? Has that little dwarf made you blue?"

"Expose his dark magic!"

"[repeated line] Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m."

"We could buy a bouncy house! Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m."

"Arise for a nutritious breakfast! It's 7:00 a.m."

"I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm goingto take it back from them... You should understand what I'm talking about! You got replaced just like me?!"

"We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. In every country! We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. Imagine a puppy that never grows up, never gets old. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. I give you the only thing you'll ever love, the Forever Puppy!"

"Bratty kid!"

"Hang on to your diaper!"

"I WISH YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN!!"

"You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! But no, you blew it! You let that baby boss you around!"

"And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!"

"(to Jimbo) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers."

"Upsies. l need upsies."

"Let's just say, I'm the boss."

"No, Ted and Janice. You don't even know their names. You're just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!"

"I don't want your filthy money."

"Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. Not you, not anybody! Baby Corp is through! I win! Ha!"

"Cody Cameron as Mr. Weenie"

"Martin Lawrence as Boog"

"Ashton Kutcher as Elliot"

"Georgia Engel as Bobbie"

"Chloe Albrecht — Hazmat Baby"

"Chris Miller — Captain Ross"

"Andrea Knoll — Flight Attendant"

"Frank Welker — Forever Puppies"

"Nina Zoe Bakshi — Tim's Daughter / Little Girl / Girl"

"Brian Hopkins — Airport Security Guard"