"History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!"

"If Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us."

"I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!"

"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career."

"Money isn't everything - gold is. Fuck T-bills! Fuck blue chip stocks! Fuck junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Money will always be paper, but gold will always be GOLD!"

"This might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones! But finally, I've got myself a new goal: WORLD DOMINATION!"

"What can I tell you? I'm the villain."

"(drugged) I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows! (laughs) I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!"

"That doughnut-hole-eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a-beer, rat bastard!"

"[after decapitating Alfred] You won't be attending that hat convention in July!"

"Hey! Old Man! Yeah, you! You come back here without your little Cub Scout army, and I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent Ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!"

"Hi, I'm being blackmailed into robbing Vatican City by a psychotic American corporation and the C.I.A.."

"How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fucking-die!"

"If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt.""

"Gabriel Jarret - First Officer Chapman"

"Kirk B. R. Woller - Chief Officer Reynolds"

"Andre Braugher - Captain Michael Bradford"

"Stacy Ferguson - Gloria"

"Jimmy Bennett - Conor James"

"Freddy Rodriguez - Marco Valentin"

"Kevin Dillon - Lucky Larry"

"Mia Maestro - Elena Morales"

"Mike Vogel - Christian Sanders"

"Emmy Rossum - Jennifer Ramsey"

"Jacinda Barrett - Maggie James"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Richard Nelson"

"Josh Lucas - Dylan Johns"

"Kurt Russell - Robert Ramsey"

"Richard Nelson: I wouldn't put a lot of faith on what the captain says. I'm an architect, and these boats weren't designed to float upside down."

"[To Maggie] You know, normally what you get on these cruise ships is a desperate single woman hoping to meet a guy, and, uh- you sure don't fit the bill."

"(After the ship has capsized) Now we're not sure exactly what happened here, but our best guess is that we were struck by what is known as a rogue wave. They are rare, they are unpredictable, and they are lethal, Now the good news. The instant this ship was struck, emergency GPS locater beacons were launched, so we are at most, several hours from rescue. [This announcement causes panicked chatter to rise from the Passengers; a few ask if the ship is sinking] Please, do yourselves a favor. Follow the directions of my officers, and stay calm. This room is a giant air bubble holding up the ship. Once these bulkhead doors are sealed, we will be safe from gas leaks, fire, and flooding. We will be safe."

"[to Dylan] You know, there's nothing fair about who lives and dies. You gave Elena a chance. You gave everybody a chance."

"James Coburn - George Kaplan"

"Donald Burton - Alfred"

"Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower"

"Richard E. Grant - Darwin Mayflower"

"Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli"

"I'm a good fucking marine."

"[About Demolition Man's predictions of the future:] What is completely spot on [...] is the idea that laws have shifted away from the protection of individual rights and any sane theory of justice towards controlling people's behavior for the 'greater good', as envisioned by this society's elites."

"Glenn Shadix - Associate Bob"

"Benjamin Bratt - Officer Alfredo Garcia, SAPD"

"Bob Gunton - Chief George Earle, SAPD"

"Denis Leary - Edgar Friendly"

"Nigel Hawthorne - Dr. Raymond Cocteau"

"Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix"

"Sandra Bullock - Lt. Lenina Huxley, SAPD"

"Sylvester Stallone - Sgt. John Spartan, LAPD"

"John Spartan - the world's most dangerous cop. Simon Phoenix - the world's most ruthless criminal. The 21st Century wasn't prepared for either of them...and it isn't big enough for both of them."

"The battle begins October 4th."