"Those Sun-bronzed Sirens of the Southern Seas weave a romantic spell around three great stars...Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour, Bob Hope On the merry, tuneful, torrid "Road to Singapore.""

"Pierre Watkin — Morgan Wycott"

"Ready For Fun...Fight...or a South Seas Romance! They find them all on the..."

"Bing Crosby — Josh Mallon V"

"When BING and Bob meet Dot...those torrid tropics sure get hot! Together for the first time on screen, Bing and Bob, the aces of the airwaves, with lovely Dorothy Lamour in a riot of tropical rhythm and South Sea laughter"

"Oh, I'm famished! I'm so hungry my spare tire's deflated. Well, pretty near."

"Joshua Mallon IV: Now look here, Josh, I'd like to sit on a coral reef and play a ukulele myself. But, we are Mallons."

"Gloria Wycott: Charming view. I imagine on a clear day, one could see the cannibals eating a missionary!"

"Dorothy Lamour — Mima"

"Gaylord Pendleton — Gordon Wycott"

"Gordon Wycott: You've got to bring him back on his hands and knees, even if you have to break his neck to do it."

"Miles Mander — Sir Malcolm Drake"

"Bob Hope — Ace Lannigan"

"Eric Blore — Charles Kimble"

"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"

"Pedro Regas — Zato"

"Charles Coburn — Joshua Mallon IV"

"Douglass Dumbrille — Slave trader"

"Your engagement? Why you double-crossin', moonstruck pushover. Gloria hits you with a little billin' and cooin' and - bang - you're a dead pigeon, huh?"

"Is that your mustache? Tell me, does your chest ever get jealous of your upper lip? Ah, a might pretty thing. A mighty pretty thing."

"I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it."

"Look at that! Just like a platinum blonde riding a white horse through a flock of swans."

"Clancy Cooper — Marcus"

"Addison Randall — Johnny Moon"

"Now remember, I want a lot of costumers around those roulette tables tonight. You girls didn't do so well last time. So keep the wheel spinning and the ivories rolling and remember - all rough stuff is taboo."

"Dorothy Burgess — Mrs. Peters"

"Roger Clark — Frank Donovan"

"Robin Raymond — Rita Randall"

"Barbara Pepper — Ruth"

"Cut it! I said cut it or I'll throw you both out! If you want to maul each other, do it when there's no boat in port. Understand?"

"Edna Holland — Libby Sims"

"Frederick Worlock — J. Norton Sims"

"Arthur Stone — Vic as a Child"

"Ann Carter — Martha as a Child"