"America's Joy-Friends are back again in the grandest entertainment gallop of 1937! More howls, more girls, more song hits than "A Night At The Opera"! Oh boy!"

"as the barrier goes up on the Whopper of all Musical Fun Shows!"

"Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !"

"I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him."

"I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss."

"[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!"

"Emily, I have a little confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at any other horse."

"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!"

"Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?"

"[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce."

"[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!"

"[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change."

"Never mind what I told you! You do as I tell you!"

"Paul Hurst - Hefty"

"Teresa Maxwell-Conover - Miss Markham"

"Libby Taylor - Lavinia"

"John Larkin - Rumbo"

"Five Cabin Kids - the Cabin Kids"

"Fred Kohler - Captain Blackie"

"Edward Pawley - Joe Patterson"

"John Miljan - Major Patterson"

"Claude Gillingwater Sr. - General Rumford"

"Gail Patrick - Elvira Rumford"

"Queenie Smith - Alabam'"

"Joan Bennett - Lucy Rumford"

"W. C. Fields - Commodore Jackson"