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"Manny: {to the Angelitos} I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here."
"Manny: {after closing the vault door} Oh, Raoul... I'm so, so sorry!"
"Domino: I don't believe you Calavera, you're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets?! Why aren't you more like me Manny? I've been trying to show you how but you don't listen! If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just look what could happen to you! (is dragged into coral grinder) AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!"
"Manny: (Examining the booby-trapped Bone Wagon) About to be known as the 'Blown Wagon'."
"Glottis: LUMBAAAGOOO LEMONAAADE!"
"Hector: Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley: You are not a florist! You are a manufacturer of weapons!"
"Manny: Listen, Bowlsley, I'm not here to hurt you..."
"{Manny tries to pick up the boxes at Bowlsley's hideout}"
"Manny: I'm not touching any of these human remains."
"Manny: {upon riding the Neon cat sign, also while being attacked by a skull raven not long before} Ayyyyyyyy chihuhahuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Manny: You have a really bad taste for men."
"Hector: She loves me, she loves me not..."
"Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"
"Hector: I guess Domino was right - you don't have a shred of optimism"
"{Manny shoots at the greenhouse window}"
"Manny: Hmmm... Hector supplies water to keep the flowers alive? Does he see them as a memorial, or as trophies?"
"Meche: Manny, when we get to the other side, will we still be together?"
"Manny: I'm going to try to guess his password..."
"Manny: I prefer to eat out of clean dishes that aren't nailed to the roof."
"Manny: You must come with me, young ones, for I am the Grim Reaper."
"Manny: {after seeing the "improvements" Glottis made to his car} Glottis! Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car!"
"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."
"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"
"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"
"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"
"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"
"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."
"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"
"Manny: Better take these cards-- it looks like a long day of solitaire for me."
"Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that."
"Manny: Ah the old files, the old clients, the glory days..."
"Manny: {when looking at the door to Manny's office} Wasn't too long ago that the name on the door was, "Supply Closet.""
"Manny: {when using Domino's door} Domino's door is locked. Probably scared I'll steal one of his files. Not a bad idea, actually."
"Manny: {when looking at Copal's door} Ah, the big, golden door to mediocre management."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary, Eva."
"Manny: {to Eva} I forget... am I supposed to be somewhere right now?"
"Manny: {to Eva} What if we just skipped town tonight? You and me, baby!"
"Manny: {to Eva} Well, enough about me. What's your job like?"
"Manny: Why do some clients qualify for better travel packages?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Any messages for me?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Where is everybody?"
"Manny: {to Eva} So... you going to the Christmas party?"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up the hole punch} Could I take your hole punch?"
"Manny: Mind if I use your hole punch?"
"Manny: {when looking at the big sign in front of the D.O.D.} I remember the year they built that... Mostly because it cost so much we didn't get bonuses that year."
"Manny: It looks like a rope..."
"Manny: It's the festival of the Day of the Dead. Really more of a living person's holiday, but we play along."
"Manny: The Bread of the Dead."
"Manny: I'll just take a little more bread, to honor the dead."
"Balloon twister: I can do anything. I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one."