Daffy Duck

"That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents." - "The Queen is Wild"

"Idios, Muchaca! We will always have Paris..." - "To Love A Duck"

"Well whataya know, she loves me! That's just the advantage I need." - "The Queen is Wild"

"And it hasn't been the same without you. Although it's been eerily similar." - "Duck Departure"

"Yahoo! The grand brassiere is back in business, baby!" - "Pig Planet"

"Daffy: Don't blame me - the Martian gets one solo cartoon per season. Porky: Your milk and Cappuccino, Captain! Daffy: You forgot my Frescatti! - "K-9 Quarry""

"Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read." - "The Fudd"

"(while trying to lift Porky) "I knew I should've cast Speedy Gonzales as my sidekick!" - "Invictus Interruptus""

"I.Q. Hi: This is I.Q. Hi, calling Duck Dodgers. Daffy: Yeah, I recognize you by now. - "Diva Delivery""

"Daffy: So, what do you think? Could today end our mutual hatred? Marvin: Highly unlikely, Dodgers. Whether at war or peace, I shall always loathe you! Daffy: You shall always love me?! Eeeew! Marvin: I said loathe, you idiot! Daffy: Did not! Marvin: Did too! Daffy: You love a duck! Marvin: I do not! Daffy: Do too!- "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 1""

"General Z-9: Dodgers, I loathe you! Daffy: You love me? Yuck! What is it with you Martians? - "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2""

"Cadet! You're all right... I mean, besides the fact that you seemed to have completely lost your mind." "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2"

"Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!" - "Pet Peeved"

"So, this is how it ends. Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Reminds me of my first marriage." - "Pet Peeved"

"Porky: Uh, Captain? Since you're in charge, shouldn't you be in front? Daffy: Nope, that's the first thing they teach you in Protectorate academy. Protect the important people, disposable drones to the front. It's kinda like the pawns in checkers."

"Daffy: I don't believe it! We kill ourselves to pull off an impossible assignment just so some glory hound can swoop in and take all the credit! - "Invictus Interruptus""

"Daffy: Well, kids, don't let anyone tell you this show isn't realistic! - "Invictus Interruptus""

"Porky: But you don't know anything about Martian technology. Daffy: No, but I am good at breaking things. - Duck Dodgers, "Invictus Interruptus""

"Daffy: Greetings Captain, looks like you could use a hand. Captain Star Johnson: Actually no, we can handle... Daffy: My pleasure, Dodgers Out!" Clean Bill of Health""

"Captain Star Johnson: Dodgers, nothing can stop you from being a washout on your time. But wen you're forced to share a seat IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER! Daffy: You know, if I didn't know better...I'd say you had some doubts about my captaining abilities. Captain Star Johnson: I think you are completely devoid of merit. Daffy:Just too bad you don't have the courage to speak your mind... Captain Star Johnson: YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! Daffy: Why don't you tell me what you really think Johnson, or ARE YOU TOO SCARED?! Captain Star Johnson: A DISGRACE to all who wear the uniform. A Biological mistake! Daffy: Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me now! Its too late! "Clean Bill of Health""

"Did I miss the Great Pumpkin?! Did he leave us any toys?!" - "Pet Peeved"

"Cutesy wutesy sugar plum? No! Hideous, terrifying monster? Yes!" - "Pet Peeved"

"Ooooooo-eeeee! Sorry to cut off the tunes, fellow vagrants, but I'm Patch Scartissue, and I want you all to see that I ain't afraid of nothin', not even paper cuts! [slits his finger with an envelope] Aaaaaaah!!" [faints] - "Boar to be Riled"

"I tell ya J.F, it'll be a smash! Honey, I Shrunk the Laundry, starring Daffy Duck! Whaddaya think? (is kicked out) Philistines!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"

"Loud Kiddington: DUCK! Daffy: Will you please knock that off!? Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here! - Histeria!, "Hooray for Presidents""

"The Warners'] first cartoon was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen. If I remember it correctly, eh, they had flypaper stuck on their fannies. [their 1931 cartoon short "Flies in the Ointment" shows that the Warners were having a sticky situation with the flypapers onto their fannies] It was an okay cartoon for a short, but this thing went on for eight hours! Eight hours!" - Animaniacs, "The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special"

"Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"

"Daffy: Plotz!! Mr. Plotz: Daffy, what can I do for you? Daffy: It's this Cat & Birdy show! Mr. Plotz: What about it? Daffy: I demand it be changed to The Duck & Daffy Duckeroonie Daffy Ducky Duck Cartoonie Show! Mr. Plotz: But-- Daffy: No "but"s, Plotz! Change it or I'm walking! Yakko: I've got dibs on his parking space. -Kids' WB! promo"

"This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind!"