space-jam

"How big are these butts?"

"[to Daffy, annoyed, after Al-G says all the Tune will be deleted if they lose] You just could not keep your big beak shut."

"We're getting murderized!"

"You know something? If we are going out, we are going out looney. Let it go, team! All tooney, big Mooney, full looney!"

"[greetings to Dom] What is up, Dom?"

"Oh, it is on."

"In and out, crossover, step back, [Lola: Bugs, no!] SHOOT! [starts glitching]"

"[before he dies and rejuvenates] That's all folks."

"Aw, that is so sweet."

"[last lines] You can’t get rid of us now, Doc. We’re family!"

"An orphanage. Of course."

"Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his two guns, making the other Looney Tune characters run away. When the smoke clears, Daffy is bill, bullet-riddled, is on the other side of his head] Let is try that again, shall we?"

"[sees his new 3D self in a suit] I look expensive."

"Well, that happened."

"I am not a betting duck, but my money is on the other team."

"We need a boost, a pick-me-up. [turns his beak back on his face] A secret weapon."

"[referring to Granny] She knows time is literally on their side, right?"

"That no-good despicable son of a glitch!"

"We couldn't get Michael A. Jordan, so we got Michael B. Jordan??"

"We will get your son back. I promise."

"[after being changed into her 3D style] What in the world?"

"The Tune Squad does not give up at halftime. The Tune Squad does not give up ever."

"I got you, Bron!"

"I got hops! Whoo! [slides across the court]"

"[to Dom] Oh, it is so nice to meet you."

"Can't a lady check her Twitter?"

"Oh, do not worry. Time is on our side."

"[referring to Chronos] I am going old-school on his butt."

"Tick-tock. [ages Chronos forward 132 years]"

"[holds a Tune Squad jersey number seven] I made this for your son, just in case."

"[referring to Al-G Rhythm] He is a bad guy."

"[slow-motion] Arriba!!! Arri-- Mi sombrero! Epa, epa, epa! Neo am not got nothing on me, bro! (Note: "mi sombrero" means "my hat" in Spanish)"

"Ooh, you got baggage, lady. I can relate."

"Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"

"[as Al-G changes him into his 3D style] I say, I say, cock-a-doodle-doo… not do that."

"I do not know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help."

"I got her! I got her! [gets squished by Arachnneka] Ohh. She got me."

"[sits on an open cooler] Do not ask."

"Beep-beep!"

"[first words] I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James."

"[sighs] Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king."

"I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James."

"I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine."

"Welcome, King James. I am the king of this domain."

"Hello. I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman vs. LeBron. LeBron of Thrones. LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever."

"[furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!"

"This is the Warner Bros. Serververse."

"The only way you're getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball."

"Pete, send this clown to the rejects."

"No, Dom. No buts. [in distorted voice] You want your dad to respect you, you beat him in a game of your own creation. Dads don't understand reason, Dom. They understand power. You take the power. You gotta make him respect you. You make him see that you are special."