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April 10, 2026
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"Raven-Symoné as Princess Asana"
"Larry Miller as Paolo"
"Richard Gere — Edward Lewis"
"Larry Miller — Mr. Hollister"
"Hector Elizondo — Hotel Manager Barney Thompson"
"Elinor Donahue — Bridget"
"Amy Yasbeck — Elizabeth Stuckey"
"Alex Hyde-White — David Morse"
"Laura San Giacomo — Kit De Luca"
"Jason Alexander — Philip Stuckey"
"Ralph Bellamy — James Morse (final film role)"
"Julia Roberts — Vivian Ward"
"Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through."
"People put you down enough, you start to believe it."
"Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go."
"I think you have a lot of special gifts, Edward."
"I appreciate the whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."
"You'll buy a snap dog and we'll cop a squat under a tree or somewhere."
"The bad things are easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!"
"The first guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The second was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty mile radius, I was completely attracted to him."
"People always do what you tell them to do? ...I guess so."
"Honey, I've got a runner in my pantyhose. I'm not wearing pantyhose."
"I want the fairy tale."
"[to Edward] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."
"People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme. They either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul."
"Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships."
"You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money."
"Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'."
"Magician at party: No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look."
"Philip Stuckey: [about Morse] He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank."
"A name... you want a name... the pressure of a name... I got it! Cinde-fucking-rella!"
"Those are two very specific examples of crackheads."
"Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch."
"I'm a sexy man of God, and I know it."
"Spencer Breslin - Henry Davis"
"Hayden Panettiere - Audrey Davis"
"Joan Cusack - Jenny Portman"
"John Corbett - Pastor Dan Parker"
"Kate Hudson - Helen Harris"
"Landlord: I am only available between eight thirty and nine in the morning because I have a life."
"[Helen lights a cigarette] It's going to be hard to take care of us if you're dead, too."
"Amber Valletta - Martina"
"Sean O'Bryan - Paul Davis"
"Felicity Huffman - Lindsay Davis"
"Kevin Kilner - Ed Portman"
"Sakina Jaffrey - Nilma Prasad"
"Helen Mirren - Dominique"
"Abigail Breslin - Sarah Davis"