"You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!"

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

"If I have to eat with Gator, I'll spit food!"

"Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!"

"[before being executed] I'd like to thank all the wonderful people that made this great moment in my life come true. My daughter Taffy, who died in order to further my career. My friends Chicklette and Concetta who should be here with me today. All the fans who died so fashionably and gallantly at my nightclub act. And especially all those wonderful people who were kind enough to read about me in the newspapers and watch me on the television news shows. Without all of you, my career could never have gotten this far. It was you that I murdered for and it is you that I will die for! Please remember, I love every fucking one of you!"

"I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!"

"Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous."

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to break the news to you, but I've thrown Gator out and started divorce proceedings. I don't want to seem overly bitter, but I want you to destroy all of his belongings."

"You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!"

"Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!"

"[to Taffy] And remember, my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"

"Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!"

"Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag."

"Gimme a break!"

"Sue Rossitto - Messy Tessie"

"Arturo Gil - Windy Winston"

"Larry Green - Nat Nerd"

"Robert Bell - Foul Phil"

"Kevin Thompson - Ali Gator"

"Debbie Lee Carrington - Valerie Vomit"

"Phil Fondacaro - Greaser Greg"

"John Cade - Bartender"

"Patty Lloyd - Foster mother"

"John Herman Shaner - Police officer"

"Marjory Graue - Blythe"

"J.P. Amateau - director's son, - Wally"

"Ron MacLachlan - Juice"

"Katie Barberi - Tangerine"

"Mackenzie Astin - Dodger"

"Anthony Newley - Captain Manzini"

"If you want a real scare, you should try spending all night in the house that dripped crud!"

"Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer!"

"Awful?! I think it's neat!"

"Now let's get you back home, Abe baby!"

"Fear not, Terri baby! I'll save us."

"I say we ripped the painting up."

"I say we attack..."

"Monsters! Yipes more!"

"Quick light the place on fire!"

"Outta get let's here!"

"We help your need!"

"Not That's Fair!"

"Easy Take It!"

"Warn them somehow got to We've!"

"Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!"

"Paul Greenberg - voice of Prissypeo"

"Mark DeCarlo - voice of Black Helmet Man"

"Rob Paulsen - voice of Oobedoob Benubi/Thumbtrooper"