First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"This is just not workin'. I'm not a bad dog... but I'm a terrible man. I've got to make this better."
"I AM A DOG! PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE, EVERYBODY! I'M A DOG! I AM A DOG!"
"Timothy Stack as Doctor"
"Jason Schwartzman – Ringo Starr"
"Justin Long – George Harrison"
"Jack Black – Paul McCartney"
"Paul Rudd – John Lennon"
"Jack White – Elvis Presley"
"Frankie Muniz – Buddy Holly"
"David Krumholtz – Schwartzberg"
"Matt Besser – Dave"
"Chris Parnell – Theo"
"Tim Meadows – Sam"
"Jenna Fischer — Darlene Cox"
"Kristen Wiig — Edith Madison Cox"
"John C. Reilly — Dewey Cox"
"Katt Williams as Neighbor (Uncredited)"
"Brian Posehn as Convenience Store Clerk"
"Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews"
"Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller"
"Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor"
"Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne"
"Eugene Levy as Principal Collins"
"Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews"
"Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas"
"Derek Richardson as Harry Dunne"
"The evolution of dumb."
"Before the first movie, there was high school. They missed the bus."
"Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits."
"Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!"
"Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!"
"Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!"
"I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal."
"Then she said something about something."
"[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"
"You're it!"
"Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!"
"There's only one way to settle this...make out contest."
"Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend."
"So, did you give him some yet? You know some!"
"[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?"
"Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins"
"Lin Shaye as Margie"
"Teal Redmann as Terri"
"Josh Braaten as Toby"
"Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong""
"William Lee Scott as Carl"
"Shia LaBeouf as Lewis"
"Elden Henson as Turk"
"Abe Vigoda — Otis"