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April 10, 2026
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"Armand Assante - Henri Alan Tremont"
"Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis"
"Goldie Hawn - Pvt. Judy Benjamin"
"[After being issued with an Army uniform] Excuse me, sir, is green the only color these come in?"
"Has anyone ever died from basic?"
"What, the Army couldn't afford drapes? I mean, I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!"
"Frank Welker as Gunner (voice)"
"Kelly Ripa as Herself"
"Regis Philbin as Himself"
"Dax Shepard as a member of the camera crew"
"Jared Padalecki as an unnamed bully"
"Cody Linley as Quinn"
"Tiffany Dupont as Beth"
"Ashton Kutcher as Hank"
"Richard Jenkins as Shake McGuire"
"Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dylan Shenk"
"Alan Ruck as Bill Shenk"
"Paula Marshall as Tina Shenk"
"Shane Kinsman as Kyle Baker"
"Brent Kinsman as Nigel Baker"
"Blake Woodruff as Mike Baker"
"Morgan York as Kim Baker"
"Liliana Mumy as Jessica Baker"
"Forrest Landis as Mark Baker"
"Jacob Smith as Jake Baker"
"Alyson Stoner as Sarah Baker"
"Kevin Schmidt as Henry Baker"
"Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker"
"Tom Welling as Charlie Baker"
"Piper Perabo as Nora Baker"
"Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker"
"Steve Martin as Tom Baker"
"You betcha, get naked!"
"Mike Horner — Bill Orally (Bill O'Reilly)"
"Evan Stone — Professor"
"Lee Stone — Supporting cast"
"Alec Knight — Husband (Todd Palin)"
"Mick Blue — Russian soldier"
"Sascha — Russian soldier"
"Sindee Jennings — Young Serra Paylin"
"Jada Fire — Condi (Condoleezza Rice)"
"Nina Hartley — Hilly (Hillary Clinton)"
"Lisa Ann — Serra Paylin (Sarah Palin)"
"Once again, the hypocritical left is trying to have it both ways. First, they criticize Governour Paylin for not having enough experience in the foreign policy arena. And then they slam her, because she's trying to show are godless, vodka swilling neigbours just a little down-home-hospitality. They make it sound like full lips, great tits, piercing-brown eyes and an ass that just won't quit for a bad thing. Well, excuse me: It that is a bad thing, than cut off my dick and express mail it to the nearest gay rightsparade."
"You know Hillary, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it's really hard to concentrate when your tongue's in my hoo hoo."
"Ginger Rogers – Polly Parrish"
"June Wilkins – Louise King"
"Frank Albertson – Freddie Miller"
"Charles Coburn – John B. Merlin"
"David Niven – David Merlin"