"I like women with big asses. Why do brothers drive Cadillacs? Cause you can't get all that ass in a Volkswagen. The first thing they be sayin', "Kiss my ass." Some ugly women in here, too, tonight. How you doin'? I didn't - when I said ugly, I was lookin' at your ass."

"John Turturro - Moe Flatbush"

"I'm from Mississippi and I love it! I like bein' country. I ain't lyin'. Ain't nothin' like a good country lady. Yeah, a girl the other day, I was messin' around with her breast. She got hot. She said, "Oh, wouldn't you like something to go with this good ol' breast milk?" I said, "A good piece of cornbread would go just fine.""

"There's some good-lookin' women in here and some good-lookin' fellas. How you doin', sir? I'm a trisexual. I'll try your little ass tonight."

"Denzel Washington - Bleek Gilliam"

"I want more money. Okay? I'm not happy. When I'm not happy, I don't play good. When I don't play good, the music doesn't sound good. If the music doesn't sound good, nobody comes. We all lose our money."

"Because mo better makes it mo better."

"Everybody's a teacher. People can teach you two things, what to do and what not to do."

"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."

"Molly McClure - Grandma Ivy Chandler"

"Terry McIlvain - Tim Tucker"

"You always avoid direct eye contact, you know that? Are you afraid of something? Are you afraid that I might see the real you? Huh? Answer me. Come on, answer me."

"Toby Metcalf - J.W. Tucker"

"Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers"

"Isabel Glasser - Harley Tucker"

"Ugly woman easy to get along with. They don't want no trouble. You can tell an ugly woman anything, can't you? Hey, bitch, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back in a couple of days. "Well, you be careful. I don't want nothin' to happen to you now, cause you know I - cause I love you. Oh, I love you. Please don't call me a bitch in front of the kids." All right, whore, I'll be back in a couple of days. Goddamn."

"John Doe - Earl Blackstock"

"George Strait - Wyatt "Dusty" Chandler"

"Rory Calhoun - Ernest Tucker"

"Nicholas Turturro - Josh Flatbush"

"The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit. That little white speck is chicken shit too."

"Hugh Wilson as Levy"

"Cynthia Mace as Betty"

"Harry S. Murphy as Bob"