"While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves, "What kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes?" The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent and dangerous."

"I'm a 50 terabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform. I'm not a swan dive."

"Kevin Durand - "Tree" Lane"

"Just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends."

"Hey, buddy! How's the wife and kid? Still dead, huh?"

"Uh-uh-uh. I thought of that one. Better try again... Faster."

"Leroy Peltier - Ben Winetka"

"Where's my gun?"

"Colm Meaney - Mayor Scott R. Pitcher"

"Ron Eldard - Matt "Skank" Marden"

"Phil Esposito - himself"

"Mr. Washington is usually an actor audiences will follow to any dimension. But here his role is limited, too often leaving him playing second fiddle to this film's weirdly hypnotic special effects. Mr. Crowe, as a psychotic yuppie type bearing a disconcerting resemblance to the writer Bret Easton Ellis, does a memorable job of making himself frightening until the film becomes numbingly frantic, in the manner of many video games. While it excoriates the vicious Sid as the techno-spawn of monsters like Adolf Hitler and John Wayne Gacy, "Virtuosity" also revels in his exploits with more enthusiasm than is really necessary."

"Little Richard - himself"

"Steve Levy - himself"

"L. Scott Caldwell – Judge McGibbons"

"A Small Town on the Outskirts of Greatness."

"Barry Melrose - himself"

"Michael Des Barres - Bryce"

"Stephen Baldwin - Tanny Newland"

"Gabriel Byrne - John Newland"

"Laura Linney - Nancy Newland"

"Catherine O'Hara - April Simon"

"Judge Marcus: As a judge, I'm always interested in the exact moment when someone's argument falls apart."

"A twist of fate brought them something wonderful... Each other!"

"Steve Martin - Michael McCann"

"When you turn a gift away from your door, it goes to the one who takes it in."

"Alana Austin - Mathilda McCann (age 12)"

"Andy García - Michael Green"

"Meg Ryan - Alice Green"

"Lauren Tom - Amy"

"What Love Built A Secret Could Destroy..."

"I'm waiting for my spanking."

"Come on, let's be real. You're clean. You stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills. And I'll take the heat. Because I got some needs of my own. When I touch my wife, I like it better if her skin doesn't crawl. [Alice tries to interrupt] My wife hurts. I need to be able to say "What's wrong, honey? Something I can do?" And I love you. So fuck me."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Gary"

"Through the good times. Through the bad times. When a Man Loves a Woman it's for all times."

"That is a sad little ensemble!"

"It's horrifying how much you can hate yourself for being low and weak and he couldn't save me from that. So I turned it on him; I tried to empty it onto him. But there was always more, you know. When he tried to help, I told him that he made me feel small and worthless. But nobody makes us feel that, we do that for ourselves. I shut him out because I knew if he ever really saw who I was inside, that he wouldn't love me. And we're separated now, he's moved away, and it was so hard not to beg him to stay. And I don't know if I'm going to get a second chance, but I have to believe. That I deserve one. Because we all do."

"I drink a quart a day. It's vodka so you couldn't smell it."

"Fuck that! Fuck making it better. It's not getting better! I don't know how to make it better and I swear to God you don't either!"

"Tina Majorino - Jess Green"

"It's a press-on tattoo!"

"No Michael, we're supposed to try to be real. And when you feel alone, you are not together, and that is real."