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April 10, 2026
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"I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act."
"Matt Dillon - Cliff Poncier"
"Hannah Waterman - Trina"
"Ashleigh Sterling - Corky"
"Theodore Borders - Trey"
"Bryson Aust - Vince"
"Jojo Adams - Ricky King"
"Mila Kunis - Jill"
"Jake Richardson - Mitch Szalinski"
"Erica Luttrell - Jody"
"Lisa Wilhoit - Holly"
"Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinksi"
"Stuart Pankin - Gordon Szalinski"
"Eve Gordon - Diane Szalinski"
"The world's wackiest scientist has done it again!"
"Robin Bartlett - Patty Szalinski"
"Bug Hall - Adam Szalinski"
"Allison Mack - Jenny Szalinski"
"Melinda Dillon - Mrs. Rogers"
"Carla Cassola - Dr. Maria Vaselli"
"Wayde Preston - Jack"
"Darren McGavin - General Fleming"
"Francesca Neri - Valentina de Santis"
"Ned Beatty - Sam Kolawetz"
"Michael Nouri - Lt. Col. Louis"
"Ronny Cox - President Tom Kimball"
"Scott Paulin - Tadzio de Santis/Red Skull"
"Kim Gillingham - Bernice Stewart / Sharon"
"Dr. Maria Vaselli: Because of you i have the chance to make a wrong thing right. I thank you for that."
"Sam Kolawetz: Captain America, ya gotta help us. There was a scientist, eh, an Italian, eh, her name was eh... Doctor, eh, Vaseline?"
"Tom Kimball: Are you kidding? I'm nog bailing out on Captain America!"
"Assassination isn't worth the trouble. It took me two years to find Sirhan. Three to find Oswald. The King job alone cost me over twenty million dollars. What do we get for our pains? Saints. Martyrs to the cause."
"Radio newscaster: In Rome today, one hundred and sixteen nations agreed to an environmental protection treaty. In a brief statement after the signing, President Kimball asked that we remember the many people who have gallantly sacrificed all to make our world a better place to live. The president closed his statement with this odd message: "To Captain America, wherever he is. We're all back in the fight.""
"Gee whiz, we gotta get going, Mr. President."
"Matt Salinger - Steve Rogers / Captain America"
"Cetus-Lupeedus!"
"Andrew Shue - Cliff Riker"
"Dean Stockwell - Judge Harvey Hale"
"Virginia Madsen - Jackie Lemancyzk"
"Mary Kay Place - Dot Black"
"Mickey Rourke - J. Lyman "Bruiser" Stone"
"Danny DeVito - Deck Shifflet"
"Jon Voight - Leo F. Drummond"
"Claire Danes - Kelly Riker"
"Roy Scheider - Wilfred Keeley"
"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it just happens... And if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothin' but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water."
"You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky."
"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times."
"There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company."
"Red West - Buddy Black"