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"Two People. One Mystery. Hidden For A Hundred Years."
"A man facing a mystery. A woman searching for the past. Together they chase a legend."
"Look, Elvis is dead, the government is not hiding UFOs, and there are no Indians living in the Oxbow."
"It's a little disconcerting to realize that the smartest member of our expedition's the dog."
"Between past and present mystery and magic lives the legend."
"Dynamite? It's like wine, it only gets better with age."
"I've seen this place reduce grown men to tears. It ain't no place for a woman."
"I told you to watch your step! You're not in a classroom! Out here one little mistake will get you killed."
"What's an Indian boy who don't speak a word of English doing out in the middle of nowhere, sixty miles from the nearest town?"
"Could you promise me something? No matter how bad it gets, no matter what happens... don't let them eat my dog."
"Rule number one, Briggs: never take your eyes off the suspect."
"Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher"
"Cameron Diaz - Laura Garrety-Fisher"
"Christian Slater - Robert Boyd"
"Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon."
"They've been bad. Very bad."
"A very savage comedy. This fall. Tell no one."
"Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow"
"For boys who should know better..."
"Leland Orser - Charles Moore"
"Allow me to be the first to say that what we have done here is not a good thing. It's definitely not a good thing. But it was, given the circumstances, the smart play."
"If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B."
"That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fuckin' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here."
"Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow"
"Jeanne Tripplehorn - Lois Berkow"
"Joey Zimmerman - Adam Berkow, Jr."
"Jeffrey Combs - Dr. Richard Benjamin Vannacutt"
"Lisa Loeb - Channel 3 reporter"
"James Marsters - Channel 3 cameraman"
"Max Perlich - Carl Schecter"
"Chris Kattan - Watson Pritchett"
"Ali Larter - Sara Wolfe"
"Bridgette Wilson - Melissa Margaret Marr"
"Geoffrey Rush - Stephen H. Price"
"Famke Janssen - Evelyn Stockard-Price"
"Are You Dying To Be Rich?"
"Taye Diggs - Eddie Baker"
"If you're in, you may not want to get out"
"Peter Gallagher - Donald W. Blackburn M.D."
"It's going to be a long night."
"The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a fucking house!"
"Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cuz I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious."
"Dr. Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. He out-butchered Bundy, made Manson look meek."
"[walks slowly up to Sarah] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a fucking house!"
"Me and you all three. Woowho, lets boogie."
"What good is a million dollars when you're dead?"
"Six strangers have the chance to make $1,000,000 each. All they have to do is make it through the night alive."
"[to Eddie] Price didn't make the list, the house did... Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore! [kicks the machinery]"
"Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?"
"[Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone] Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three."