"You should write these kiss-offs down. How to crush a woman's soul in ten words or less. That was ten, wasn't it? [counting] You're-terrific-Sensational-really-but-I'm-not-right-for-you. Yep. Ten."

"[on the phone] The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul. Of course I'm crazy about him."

"I said you look like a man in need of a coke."

"If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra."

"You know, I never knew what love was until I met your mother. And by then it was too late."

"Richard Travis - Security Guard Frank Ingram"

"Mason Adams - FBI Dep. Dir. Otis Brown"

"Jesse Doran - Enrique Cali"

"Jerry Valdez - Jorge"

"Thomas R. Trigo - Ruiz"

"Rafael H. Robledo - Carlos"

"Michael Champion - Jack Thorpe"

"Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali"

"Jerry Orbach - Albert Trotta (uncredited)"

"Denholm Elliott - Headmaster Dr. Robert Gould"

"Knowl Johnson - Phil Donoghue"

"Shawn Phelan - Derek "Yogurt" Case"

"T.E. Russell - Henry "Hank" Giles III"

"George Perez - Ricardo "Ricky" Montoya"

"Keith Coogan - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry"

"Louis Gossett, Jr. - Dean Edward Parker"

"Wil Wheaton - Joseph "Joey" Trotta"

"Sean Astin - William "Billy" Tepper"

"Headmaster: Now this object I'm holding here is call... well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television."

"Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself."

"They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about accident."

"Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans."

"R. Lee Ermey - General Kramer"

"Stan Kelly - Sheriff James Role"

"Stephen Uys - Victor Lemley"