"We're as good as anybody, it's time we started acting like it. First we've got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. We've got to get healthy for ourselves. We start respecting ourselves, *no one* can touch us. That's right, you heard me right."

"[voice-over while writing letter to grandma, he glances at Josh's empty bed and continues] At least Josh got out...where there's food. We have to resort...to more desperate measures."

"WATCH OUT FOR *SALAMI SAM*!"

"[in the Camp Hell video] As a healthcare professional, I would like to take this opportunity to warn you that Tony Perkins' weight loss system is not only ineffective, it's also downright dangerous. If he isn't stopped, somebody's child, maybe *yours*, *will* be hurt."

"Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp."

"Hey, don't pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!"

"Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…"

"I'm feeling skinny, Tony!"

"Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane"

"Bart the Bear - The Kodiak bear"

"Kelsa Kinsly - Reporter"

"Gordon Tootoosis - Jack Hawk"

"Larry Musser - Amphibian Pilot"

"Eli Gabay - Jet Pilot"

"Mark Kiely - The Mechanic"

"David Lindstedt - James"

"Kathleen Wilhoite - Ginny"

"L.Q. Jones - Styles"

"Elle Macpherson - Mickey Morse"

"Harold Perrineau - Steve"

"Alec Baldwin - Robert Green"

"Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse"

"That doesn't feel South, Charles."

"Hey... I'm dying. I'm dying and I never did a god damn thing."

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."

"Just because you're lost doesn't mean to say that your compass is broken."

"Did you know you can shine shoes with the inside of a banana peel?"

"Because today, I'm going to kill the motherfucker!"

"What one man can do, another can do!"

"Robert Prosky - Father John Cavanaugh"

"We're all put to the test... but it never comes in the form or at the point we would prefer, does it?"

"Christopher Reed - Pete"

"Steve Hely - Ed Silver"

"Chelcie Ross - Dan Devine"

"Vince Vaughn - Jamie O'Hare"

"Lili Taylor - Sherry"

"Scott Benjaminson - Frank Ruettiger"

"Jason Miller - Ara Parseghian"

"Charles S. Dutton - Fortune"

"Ned Beatty - Daniel Ruettiger, Sr."

"Jon Favreau - D-Bob"

"Sean Astin - Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger"

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog...."

"Sometimes a winner is a dreamer who just won't quit."

"When people say dreams don't come true, tell them about Rudy."

"Let me tell it to you as clean as I can. We have 95 players here so accomplished as athletes in high school, we gave them full scholarships to the best football program in the country. NCAA regulations allow us to dress just 60 for home games. Which means at least 35 scholarship players are gonna be watching the games from the stands. So, if any of you has any fantasies about running out of that stadium tunnel with your gold helmet shining in the sun, you'd best leave them right here. Of you 15 dreamers out there, maybe we'll keep one or two. My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next five days. Our first teams are gonna pound on you like you're their worst enemies. Your greatest value to us is, we don't care whether you get hurt. Like what you hear so far? Anybody want to run home to Mama? Joe, they're all yours."

"Well, you know what my dad always said, Having dreams is what makes life tolerable."

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard, incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and...I am not Him."

"Anthony Kiedis - Tone"

"Tom Sizemore - DEA Agent Dietz"