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April 10, 2026
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"Josh Charles as Agent Baker"
"Andie MacDowell as Shelley Snipes"
"Rob Schneider as UFO Mania TV Producer"
"David Arquette as Dr. Tucker"
"F. Murray Abraham as Noah"
"You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley."
"Morganna Roberts - Kissing Bandit"
"P. W. Evans - himself"
"Nelson Burton, Jr. - himself"
"Chris Schenkel - himself"
"Willie Garson - Purse snatcher"
"Danny Greene - Calvert Munson"
"Rob Moran - Stanley Osmanski"
"Steve Tyler - Gas Station Attendant"
"Prudence Wright Holmes - Mrs. Boorg"
"Zen Gesner - Thomas"
"Lin Shaye - Mrs Dumars the Landlady"
"Richard Tyson - Stiffy's owner"
"William Jordan - Mr. Boorg"
"Chris Elliott - The Gambler"
"Bill Murray - Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken"
"Vanessa Angel - Claudia"
"Randy Quaid - Ishmael Boorg"
"Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson"
"The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see."
"From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber""
"A comedy right up your alley."
"A movie with a lot of balls."
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"
"It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy."
"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
"Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn."
"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."
"Who you calling psycho?!?!"
"The faces you love. The action you expect."
"Next summer is lethal."
"Ebonie Smith - Carrie Murtaugh"
"Damon Hines - Nick Murtaugh"
"Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh"
"Darlene Love - Trish Murtaugh"
"Conan Lee - Ku's brother"
"Mary Ellan Trainor - Dr. Stephanie Woods"
"Eddy Ko as Hong, Chinese Refugee"
"Jack Kehler - U.S. State Department Official"
"Calvin Jung - Detective Ng"
"In Hong Kong, you'd be dead."
"Steve Kahan - Captain Ed Murphy"
"Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters"
"The Gang's All Here."
"Joe Pesci - Leo Getz"