"Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhea. Now,listen up smart ass. Next time I tell you how to treat a patient of mine, you'd better damn well do it, doctor. I doubt you'd know crap from Crisco."

"[to Dr. Stone, after skinny-dipping in the lake] You can blink now."

"[while being examined] Check Hollywood for knives. I don't want him operating in case I sneeze or something."

"I'm in the Twilight Zone."

"[to Nurse Packer] Okay, let's get something straight right now. I got eight years of higher education. I got one year of internship, I got one year of residency. I'm 70,000 dollars in debt. Now I'm waylaid in this heehaw hell, and you insist on clocking me in and out like I'm some kind of factory worker? Well no! N-O,no! This is where I draw the line."

"Nurse Packer: [reading from a note left by Doc Hogue] "When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone.""

"[to Dr. Hogue] Listen doctor, I've got a boy here in cardiac crisis. You can't treat that with Coca-Cola or Bisquick. We're gonna have to use real medicine this time. Now I'm sending him to Athens General. You're his regular fucking doctor, you get your fat ass out of bed, get down there and go with him."

"Michael Papajohn as Cardassian"

"Frank Welker as Special Vocal Effects"

"Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do those three things have in common? Me, in less than a week."

"Michael J. Fox - Dr. Benjamin Stone"

"Julie Warner - Vialula/"Lou""

"Woody Harrelson - Hank Gordon"

"Bruce Jarchow - Lyle Ferguson"

"I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!"

"Stephen Root - Police Sergeant"

"[screaming, as she catches a glimpse of the Blair Witch] OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!"

"Gail Boggs - Oda Mae's Sister, Louise Brown"

"Phil Leeds - Emergency Room Ghost"

"[sobbing while facing her camera up close] I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, and Josh's mom, and my mom. I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so, so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me that we're here now: hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. [hears an ominous noise] What is that? [hyperventilates] I'm scared to close my eyes...and I'm scared to open them. We're going to die out here."

"Augie Blunt - Orlando"

"Tony Goldwyn - Carl Bruner"

"Rick Aviles - Willie Lopez"

"Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown"

"Vincent Schiavelli - Subway Ghost"

"Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat"

"Armelia McQueen - Oda Mae's Sister, Clara Brown"

"I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record."

"Demi Moore - Molly Jensen"

"[possessed by Orlando; stares at his wife Ortisha] Damn, baby! What you do to yo' hair?!"

"Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something."

"It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you. See ya."

"A love that will last forever."

"Show honor now, show them a stony heart and sink them with it!"

"William Preston as George Jacobs, Sr."

"Before Sam was murdered he told Molly he'd love and protect her forever."

"[to Carl] Now do you believe in ghosts?"

"Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them you have hanged! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!"

"Oh, Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer."

"I say, I say, God is dead!"

"You will believe."

"[After Heather and Josh hit Michael in rage for throwing away the map] The map wasn't doing shit all day! THAT MAP WAS USELESS! THAT MAP WAS USELESS!"

"[looking through Heather's camera] It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side."

"Heather Donahue - Herself"

"Ryan Olson as Adiel"

"Nestor Serrano as Teacher"

"Steve Coogan as Tommy Atkins"

"Vincent Kartheiser as Gillon"

"Litefoot as Little Bear"