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April 10, 2026
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"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Student #1"
"Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves"
"Patricia Heaton - Brie"
"Laurel Cronin - Devonia Peet"
"David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson"
"Nancy Fish - Miss Grundel"
"Dean Jones - Dr. Herman Varnick"
"Oliver Platt - Harvey"
"Sarah Rose Karr - Emily Newton"
"Stanley Tucci - Vernon"
"David Duchovny - Brad"
"Bill Duke as Albert Diggs"
"Christopher Castile - Ted Newton"
"This is ridiculous! It's a dog. He doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference."
"He'll grow on you."
"No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me."
"The head of the family is the one with the tail."
"Charles Grodin - George Newton"
"Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton"
"Nicholle Tom - Ryce Newton"
"Cliff Parisi - Uri"
"Dexter Fletcher - Otto"
"Eddie Marsan - Mugger #1"
"John Standing - Gilbert Embleton"
"Anna Chancellor - Barbara Ritchie"
"Geraldine James - Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin"
"Nicholas Woodeson - Sergei"
"Alfred Molina - Boris "The Butcher" Blavasky"
"Simon Chandler - Hawkins"
"Richard Wilson - Sir Roger Daggenhurst"
"Stay away from that phone! [shoots phone]"
"Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?"
"Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create."
"Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie"
"Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!"
"[while being shot at] Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!"
"Peter Gallagher - James Ritchie"
"Blockbuster... Des Moines."
"Joanne Whalley - Lori"
"Charles Barkley - himself"
"Bill Laimbeer - himself"
"Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One'"
"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"
"Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II"
"Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach"
"William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson"
"Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block"
"Kristy Swanson - Kowalski"
"Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory"
"Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson"