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April 10, 2026
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"Johnny Sanchez ... Mugger"
"Karen Lynn Gorney ... Woman in Subway"
"David Sosna ... Billy the Frog Dog Vendor"
"Holly Kuespert (wife of director D.J. Caruso) ... Nick's co-star in "Smoking Gunn""
"Kathy Najimy ... Nick's Girl Friday"
"Mos Def ... Dead Romeos Gang Member (as Dante Smith)"
"Rand Foerster (co-founder of The West Bank Café Downstairs Theatre Bar with Lewis Black) ... Obnoxious Banker"
"Bill Cobbs ... Raggedy Man who accosts Nick outside of the Dead Romeos' pad"
"Leif Riddell ... Head mugger"
"Lewis Black ... Obnoxious Banker that John faces off with in a bar"
"LL Cool J ... Detective Billy, NYPD"
"Mary Mara ... Detective China, NYPD"
"Luis Guzmán ... Detective Benny Pooley, NYPD"
"Bruce Goldberg ... Taxi Cab Driver"
"Annabella Sciorra ... Susan"
"John Capodice ... Detective Grainy, NYPD"
"Penny Marshall ... Angie, Nick's agent"
"Delroy Lindo ... Captain Brix, NYPD"
"B.D. Wong - Howard Weinstein"
"Michael J. Fox ... Nick Lang/Ray Casanov"
"Eugene Levy - Mr. Habib"
"James Woods ... Detective Lt. John Moss, NYPD"
"Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks"
"Stephen Lang ... Party Crasher"
"Christina Ricci ... Bonnie, Susan's daughter"
"Martin Short - Franck Eggelhoffer"
"Expect the unexpected."
"Steve Martin - George Banks"
"Just When His World Is Back To Normal... He's In For The Surprise Of His Life!"
"Diane Keaton - Nina Banks"
"Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!""
"Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s."
"Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks-Mackenzie"
"How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's going to sound like a law firm."
"[talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it."
"Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN."
"George Newbern - Bryan Mackenzie"
"George Kee Cheung ... Drug Dealer"
"What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?"
"We could sell this house is a second. It's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants."
"Now, going to the movies. That'll be economical: one child, two seniors. Thanks."
"What are we, the Schmaltz family?"
"Mr. Habib, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm going to be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn..."
"Dylan Baker as Richard Judd"
"Lynne Thigpen as Phyliss Bonaparte"
"Susan Boyd as Molly Roll"
"Reiko Aylesworth as Mary Claire Clark"
"Susanna Thompson as Peyton Van Den Broeck"
"Peter Coyote as Cullen Chandler"
"Edie Falco as Janice"