"They know nothing. They are peasants. Another bus will come along. There are schedules to be kept, even in Columbia."

"What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?"

"Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, u…"

"[to Jack] Oh, oh I'm the creep, huh? Well at least I'm honest: I'm stealing this stone. I'm not trying to romance it …"

"How will you die, Joan Wilder? Slow, like... a snail? Or fast, like a shooting star?"

"Crocodiles shed tears when they eat their prey. You have heard of these tears I am sure. But have you seen them?"

"Alfonso Arau - Juan - "The Bellmaker""

"Manuel Ojeda - Colonel Zolo"

"Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton"

"Kathleen Turner - Joan Wilder"