"Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to."

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?"

"I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like O…"

"Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend…"

"This going out on the Internet? I'm huge on the Internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!"

"Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?"

"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!"

"I'm a guy, for all intents and purposes, never should have even made it to the WWE. I've had roadblock after roadbloc…"

"I believe in Mike Jackson."

""What's cool and goes click?" (Punk hangs up the phone)"