"Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to."

""What's cool and goes click?" (Punk hangs up the phone)"

"I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like O…"

"Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend…"

"Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?"

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?"

"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!"

"I'm a guy, for all intents and purposes, never should have even made it to the WWE. I've had roadblock after roadbloc…"

"I believe in Mike Jackson."

"I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."