"Get your rest, gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. And your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?"

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

"Old McDonald had a farm, ee-eye-ee-eye-oh/And on that farm he shot some guys... Bada bing, bada bing bang boom."

"[counting off the men he is about to shoot] One, two, three, four, five... Oswald was a fag."

"I'm the guy that's gonna get you. I just wanted you to know that."

"A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die."

"You get NO immunity from me, you piece of shit! Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on!"

"I'm smarter than you, and I'm going to find out what I want to know, and I'm going to get it from you whether you like it or not."

"Convince me, and tell me every last detail."

"First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer."

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"And like that... poof... he's gone."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God...and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze."

"What about it, Agent Kujan? If I told you the Loch Ness Monster blew up that boat, what would you say?"

"To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station..."

"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

"Everybody in this house needs to calm down, eat some fruit or something."

"You're wasting your time here! I'm not going to report this or anything you do to my crops. To the news or TV, or anybody. You're not going to get famous!"

"Patricia Kalember — Colleen Hess"

"M. Night Shyamalan — Ray Reddy"

"Cherry Jones — Officer Caroline Paski"

"Abigail Breslin — Bo Hess"

"Rory Culkin — Morgan Hess"

"Joaquin Phoenix — Merrill Hess"

"Mel Gibson — Reverend Graham Hess"

"It's happening."

"The first sign you can't explain. The second sign you can't ignore. The third sign you won't believe."

"A message. A warning. A sign... of things to come."

"The Signs Of Life."

"It's Not Like They Didn't Warn Us."

"[Deleted scene: Merrill stands on a chair, struggling to hold the attic door shut from underneath as an alien tries to enter] This is a very temporary solution!"

"Michael Showalter — Lionel Prichard"

"[The TV news plays a Brazilian video, purporting to have a sighting, in which a bunch of Brazilian children excitedly block the view] Move, children! Vamanos! (the humanoid alien, resembling a decomposed, skeletal corpse, passes through a gap in some bushes a few feet away from the camera) OH!!!"

"[The family is watching a news report about strange hovering lights in the sky] The nerds were right. It's like War of the Worlds."

"I know you're making a point here. I just don't know what it is."

"Where Will You Be?"

"[Deleted scene; upon learning the Mexicans have closed the US-Mexico border to Americans crossing over, suggesting military action to force an opening] What about them? America is built on land stolen from the Indians, so is Mexico. The only claim nations have on the land they hold is force."

"Kennth Welsh - Vice President Becker"

"Ian Holm - Terry Rapson"

"Arjay Smith - Brian Parks"

"Austin Nichols - J.D."

"Nestor Serrano - Thomas "Tom" Gomez"

"Sela Ward - Dr. Lucy Hall"