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"Frayn: This was, I believe, the first recorded instance of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout!"
"[after explaining to Leonard why replacing the fluids with dishwashing liquid made no difference] I could put Yoo Hoo in this and it would work."
"Clever, but dumb."
"[after he fires at the door that didn't explode] Big door!"
"[slurring from rain pouring on face] If I save the verld... would you move back in with me?"
"John Hostetter - Adams"
"Victoria Rowell - Joan Parker"
"Pat Colbert - Allison Parker"
"Gloria Foster - Medusa Johnson"
"I got your ball, now let me in."
"Moses Gunn - Giorgio Francozzi"
"I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history.""
"No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. It's just, I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction."
"Could this hotel be any more murder-y?"
"Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is that even legal? Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man."
"I'm Penny, like the penny."
"Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…"
"I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit."
"And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me."
"Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age."
"You—times infinity."
"Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring."
"It was all a dream. Just kidding. A man's throat dissolved."
"Looks like you ate a box of crayons."
"Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?"
"One of the guys. One of the spies."
"She's finally getting some action."
"Melissa McCarthy — Susan Cooper / Carol Jenkins / Penny Morgan"
"Jason Statham — Rick Ford"
"Rose Byrne — Rayna Boyanov"
"Jude Law — Bradley Fine"
"Miranda Hart — Nancy B. Artingstall"
"Bobby Cannavale — Sergio De Luca"
"Allison Janney — Elaine Crocker"
"Peter Serafinowicz — Aldo / Albert"
"Morena Baccarin — Karen Walker"
"50 Cent — himself"
"Michael McDonald — Patrick"
"Roman Luknár - Anton"
"Sergei Kolesnikov - Viktor Chagarin"
"Amaury Nolasco - Murphy"
"Cole Hauser - Mike Collins"
"Radivoje Bukvić - Alik"
"Yuliya Snigir - Irina"
"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy McClane"
"Sebastian Koch - Yuri Komarov"
"Jai Courtney - John "Jack" McClane, Jr."
"Bruce Willis - John McClane"
"Like father. Like son. Like hell!"
"The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey."