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April 10, 2026
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"Fuck you Merlin isn't real."
"You need to take a serious five Farrel"
"Yo yo fucking blows."
"FERREL I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKE THE SUCK KNOB RIGHT OFF."
"FERREL I THINK YOU HAVE THE SUCK KNOB CRANKED UP TO 10."
"Hey terry...My face is totally bunged up."
"I think you better take up another sport, like knitting."
"Turn up the good turn down the suck."
"her fuckin knee caps, Farrel."
"A fable is history."
"If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow.""
"[handing Farrel a beer as he suffers from a hangover] This'll help ya out."
"Joe Kingman had the perfect game plan to win the championship... but first, he has to tackle one little problem."
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson — Joe"
"Robert Torti — Samuel Blake Jr."
"Kate Nauta — Tatianna"
"Gordon Clapp — Coach Maddox"
"Tubbs — Spike"
"Paige Turco — Karen"
"Jamal Duff — Clarence"
"Brian J. White — Jamal"
"Hayes MacArthur — Kyle"
"Morris Chestnut — Travis"
"Roselyn Sanchez — Monique"
"Kyra Sedgwick — Stella"
"Madison Pettis — Peyton"
"Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy decided to reorganize and resupervise their entire financial structure -- So they took the $3.80 and went into business."
"William Gillespie - piano salesman"
"Charlie Hall - postman"
"Lilyan Irene - nursemaid"
"Sam Lufkin - police officer"
"Gladys Gale - Mrs. Von Schwarzenhoffen"
"Billy Gilbert - Professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen, M.D., A.D., D.D.S., F.L.D., F-F-F-and-F"
"Oliver Hardy - Ollie"
"Stan Laurel - Stan"
"Cad's hit. Cad's hit."
"Jay Leno — Himself"
"Jess Harnell — Voice of the Astronaut"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Voices of Attack and Little Brown Dog"
"Michael Massee — Voice of Killer"
"Phil Morris — Voice of Maim"
"John DiMaggio — Voice of Bulldog"
"Amy Adams — Voice of Polly"
"Brad Garrett — Voice of Riff Raff"
"Samantha Bee — Principal Patterson"
"John Slattery — The Mayor"
"Taylor Momsen — Molly"
"Alex Neuberger — Jack Unger"
"Patrick Warburton — Cad Lackey"
"Peter Dinklage — Dr. Simon Barsinister"