"Lorraine: Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this."

"Officer Stevens: The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it."

"Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!"

"These aren't kids' books. Kids' books help you fall asleep, these books keep you up all night!"

"[after biting the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year."

"[last lines; after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter] You forgot about me! [leaves hand marks on the glass and laughs as Stine screams]"

"[last lines] See you in your dreams! [laughs evilly as he gets sucked into the book]"

"[being knocked off of Stine's car] NOT COOL!"

"Zach: [about the gnomes] Maybe they're friendly. [a gnome throws a knife at his head] Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!"

"[driving the Haunted Car] Sorry, folks! I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!"

"Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!"

"All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!"

"[throws a book] That one's a real page-turner. [drives away and laughs]"

"So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!"

"[in response to being called a dummy] Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! [sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] You're trying to put me BACK IN?!"

"[sees a bus] Oh, Papa, there's no escaping from us."

"You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. [burns the manuscript] I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play! [laughs]"

"[about his disappointment in Hannah] Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. [Champion: Unbelievable.] Shut it."

"It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero."

"[to the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Follow the scent. Lead me to Stine."

"[about reviving Hannah] I may have written one more book."

"When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens."

"[introduces himself to a classroom] Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, 'cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the twist."

"This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen."

"You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters."

"Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!"

"Lee Byung-hun as T-1000"

"Matt Smith as Skynet"

"Reset the future."

"J. K. Simmons as O'Brien"

"Jason Clarke as John Connor"

"Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor"

"The rules have been reset."

"Jai Courtney as Kyle Reese"

"[monologue at the start] My parents told me stories about how the world was; what it was like long before I was born; before the war with the machines. They remember a green world, vast and beautiful, filled with laughter and hope for the future. It's a world I never knew. By the time I was born, all this was gone. Skynet: a computer program designed to automate missile defense. It was supposed to protect us, but that's not what happened. August 29, 1997, Skynet woke up. It decided all of humanity was a threat to its existence. It used our own bombs against us. Three billion people died in the nuclear fire. Survivors called it Judgement Day. People lived like rats in shadows, hiding, starving, or worse, captured and put into camps for extermination. I was born after Judgement Day, into a broken world ruled by the machines. The worst extinction units posed as humans. We called them Terminators. And then one man found me. His name was John Connor, and he changed everything. John showed us how to fight back; how to rise up. He freed prisoners. He taught us how to smash the machines to scrap. People whisper about John and wonder how he can know the things he does. They use words like prophet, but John's more. We're here because tonight, he's going to lead us to crush Skynet for good."

"Come with me if you want to live! Now, soldier!"

"If you love me, you die."

"Primates evolve over millions of years. I evolve in seconds. And I am here. In exactly four minutes, I will be everywhere."

"You didn't think it would be that easy."

"I didn't attack John. I saved him."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger as Guardian/The Terminator"

"This is the world now. Logged on, plugged in, all the time."