The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

""He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show"

"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"

"If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"

"How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"

"Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"

"I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"

"Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"

"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"

"I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"Lou Albano - Mario"

"Danny Wells - Luigi"

"Jeannie Elias - Princess Toadstool"

"John Stocker - Toad"

"Harvey Atkin - King Koopa"

"If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"

"These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

"The Mario Brothers must forsake their chance to go home in order to rescue Toad and Princess Peach: Good luck to you in the rescue, and you guys look me up if you ever make it back to Flatbush! ~Salvador Drainado"