"Jack Dee: "Despite the warnings, naughty Mya climbed right inside the tumble dryer...""
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Jan Ravens: "It wasn't comfy in the drum - young Mya had a massive bum. But then it seemed her fate was fixed, the door was closed and cottons (mixed), selected by her careless mother, a lazy slut and like no other! It wasn't suffocation killed her, but all the lint from in the filter. So hark unto this breaking news, clean out the filter after use!" (Jack: You could've done some preparation for this, Jan, really...)
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