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"Your sentences will be posthumously commuted in recognition of your service."
"I only need one of you. As for the other three? You're dead already. So... show me what you got."
"You're tenacious as junkyard dogs. Desperate. Hungry. You know how to survive. Now that might make you the kings and queens of Arkham. But outside these walls? The world's forgotten about you. And you're going to spend the rest of your lives picking maggots out of prison meatloaf. I could change that. I could be your way out. A chance to do some good."
"Any last words, tyrant?! Make them memorable because this group is easily distracted."
"If my friends are overdosing on the fear toxin, I too will overdose on the...!"
""On fire" is not a natural state for sharks!"
"[regarding Boomerang's penis] Makes sense. The gods have cursed you in every other way."
"I cannot don the helm of Ares; he is a lesser god."
"I am in a tunnel. It only has two exits despite its length! Human architecture is fascinating..."
"Well, we only went and did it, you bloody beauties! WE KILLED SUPERMAN! Hell, we murdered the whole Justice League! In self-defense, since they were all totally evil..."
"If I split and the others stay, then they die! Is that the prisoner's dilemma?"
"Time for the ol' Davey and Goliath action, folks!"
"When I think of the Justice League, I think of Wonder Woman! Superman! Green Lantern! Batman! You don't wanna mess with that lot. But you, -- Barry -- you're just the team mascot, aren't you, mate? The comic relief! The speedy, flaming larrikin... Yeah. He's the loser of the League, folks! The fastest man alive, according to all his girlfriends. Ha! It's the Fla--!"
""Barry"? Who the hell's "Barry"?"
"[regarding the depiction Joker's death in "Batman: Arkham City"] Could've been me and Flash... I mean, I wouldn't hold him like that!"
"Isn't Deadshot supposed to be white?"
"What matters now is our plan. We're out here making it work. So... what's the plan?"
"Green was my favorite color, asshole! I'm coming for you next!"
"[about Green Lantern] Man's an A-grade asshole, but a C-grade killer!"
"What can I say? Killing your first Justice League asshole perks you right up!"
"[to Green Lantern] I wanna learn how far I can shove this foot up your glowing green ass!"
"Time for us bad guys to save the world."
"[to Batman] See, you might be immune to your fear toxin, but you ain't immune to mine."
"Well, someone's about to get a heapin' helpin' of hubris. Hope it ain't me!"
"Listen, Harleen. I got this worked out, an'... I hope you'll be proud of me one day."
"[as Harleen] So, tell me what you've been working on, H.Q. Because it looks like you traded one killer clown dependency for three more."
"[to Wonder Woman] You went out like you lived, doll -- lookin' sharp and never listening to us..."
"You know how many guys I saw get put into traction saying they could whup Batman's ass?"
"Flash, I'm calling you out! Only one of us pulls off the red tights look, and it ain't you, Speedy!"
"[regarding Joker's death in "Batman: Arkham City"] I compartmentalized all this. In a box, in another box, in a fridge... in a junkyard."
"Got a point though -- justice for people like them, not a lot of justice for people like us."
"Ah, Metropolis! It's the little things that really change a city's vibe. The weather, gentrification, the alien invasion..."
"You can't make something out of nothing. Even in the Dark Place, where the rules hardly apply, it’s very complicated to make fiction come true."
"Text Box: You step inside and stand in a room with a man, the Master of Many Worlds, sitting behind a desk, typing, turning concepts and ideas into words, shaping this reality. He lifts his head. You stare the man in the eye. With a shock, you realize you have made a mistake. You have come to the wrong place. This man, this Master of Many Worlds, is not the one you were looking for. He is not Door. He is someone else entirely. You want to ask him what he knows, but it is already too late."
"Text Box: You tell yourselves you can rest here. You think you can be happy here."
"Text Box: The words describe you standing in a barren, conceptual desert. It stretches on to eternity. In a place outside time, you wait an immeasurable amount of time. Above, ideas of stars silently collide and collapse into black holes."
"Time Breakers: Learn your lines, play the part. The Master of Many Worlds. We came through the door."
"Jesebet / The Agent: [regarding Mr. Door] There are legends about him going further back than we can trace. They say he found an opening to a horrifying parallel reality that consumed him. Gave him access to all realities. The feedback loop killing all other versions of him."
"Jesebet / The Agent: Real and not real exist side-by-side in the multiverse. Echoes flow through it like currents in a cosmic ocean. The Sea of Night. Conceptual, fictional, real... More real than real. Many versions of us all, in hidden interaction, linked by the energies that ripple through realities."
"Shawn Ashmore / The Actor: Something was different. A strange feeling. Still, yet moving. Like frozen snapshots on a sequential path. And yet, thoughts, flowing free-- like text read out loud."
"Shawn Ashmore / The Actor: Okay! I'm an actor, I can do this. And once it's over, we'll have a good laugh. And then... I will punch Sam in the face!"
"Sam Lake / The Director: Acronyms are cool, right? Like tiny mysteries!"
"Infected Coffee Mascot: Join the percolation."
"Infected Coffee Mascot: The promised Mug has been found. You feel like the Mug."
"Jesse Faden / The Sibling: What is this agency trying to do here? Control people? But why? What's their plan? What if my brother has already been...? No. I didn't come all this way to lose him now."
"Orientation Video Narrator: Dark Triangle Coffee is a fast-growing company with ambitions to sweep the nation, and eventually the globe... with our out-of-this-world beverages! Drawn by our coffee's distinctive flavor and our unique beans, people are rushing to join the Dark Triangle Movement. The company's mission statement is simple: To drink the truth is to become one. Our financial and spiritual growth has been accelerating at speeds previously unknown to humanity. Soon, everyone will only know the flavor of Dark. Triangle. Coffee. And the world will be as one under its rich and aromatic umbrella of peace. And java great time here at Coffee World, where the flavor is out of this world."
"Jesse Faden / The Sibling: This is gonna get... strange. There's no helping it. The universe is much deeper and weirder than people know. My brother and I know. We've seen it. We've seen you. But there are some people -- an agency -- that doesn't want anyone knowing more than what they see. That's why they took my brother, and have been chasing me my whole life. But I can't keep running."
"Rose / The Waitress: And there he was. After all the fighting, we were finally alone, together. Our love was written in the stars. And so, we danced like two spinning planets that would eventually crash into each other in a dazzling display of flames and rocks and other planet stuff. He told me all the sweet things I'd been waiting a lifetime to hear. I saw myself reflected in his eyes. I would always be at his side, to inspire and protect him. He needed me, now and forever. After all, I am his number one fan."
"Male Hater: I found numerous typos!"
"Female Hater: Are his books bad on purpose?!"