"Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna [joyfully snaps fingers] have a lot of fun, huh? [everybody cheers]"

"Brian George - Dungeon Maitre d'"

"Megan Cavanagh - Broomhilde"

"Dick Van Patten - The Abbot"

"Dom DeLuise - Don Giovanni"

"Patrick Stewart - King Richard"

"Tracey Ullman - Latrine the Witch"

"Isaac Hayes - Asneeze"

"Matthew Porretta - Will Scarlet O'Hara"

"Eric Allan Kramer - Little John"

"Mark Blankfield - Blinkin"

"Mel Brooks - Rabbi Tuckman"

"Dave Chappelle - Ahchoo"

"Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham"

"Richard Lewis - Prince John"

"Amy Yasbeck - Maid Marian of Bagel"

"Cary Elwes - Robin of Loxley, called Robin Hood"

"Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!"

"Eric Edwards as Pearl"

"More and more people are recognising the contribution that Blade made to this resurgence, or this model, this new business. At the time when Blade was offered to me, my management and my agents all thought I was out of my mind for doing it. They told me, ‘You know, you’re a classically trained actor. Why would you want to even play a vampire from a comic book?’ I was, ‘Everything you’re saying is right, but here’s the thing – I’ve never seen a movie like this.’"

"Had a family once. Wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin' one evenin'. Vampire. He toyed with 'em first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in."

"Catch you fuckers at a bad time?"

"I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!"

"Vampires: Hominus nocturna."

"[Last words] I got two new hands, Blade, and I don't know which one to use to kill you with!"

"We're gonna be gods!"

"I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!"

"Stay with me, sweetness, cause I'm not finished with you yet."

"You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn man just keeps on comin'!"

"You took my arm, man. Remember? But its cool. I got a new one. [Shows his new arm] Think I'll ever play piano again?"

"The Blood god's coming and after tonight, you people are fucking history. He's a hurricane. An act of God. Anyone caught in his path will instantly be turned. Everyone you've ever known... everyone you've ever fucking loved... it won't matter who's pureblood and who's not. How are you gonna cure the whole fucking world? Hm?"

"[Last Words] Nice shot."

"Look at you. You're a little bitch. [Blade looks up at the EDTA vial] What? Your serum? Can't help you now, stud."

"Is everybody thirsty?! I hope you're all very fuckin' thirsty!"

"I need twelve volunteers."

"Tonight, the age of man comes to an end."

"You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct."

"Maybe it's about time we forgot about discretion. We should be ruling the humans, not making back-alley treaties with them. For fuck's sake these people are our food, not our allies."

"You know, my mother used to say: A cold heart is a dead heart."

"When you understand the nature of a thing, you know what it's capable of."

"[After cops shoot at his person when Quinn is escaping the hospital] Motherfucker, are you outta yo damn mind?!?"

"Say what you want, but I promise you, you will be dead by dawn."

"You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it — the real world. And if you want to survive it, you better LEARN TO PULL THE TRIGGER!"

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. [Kicks the last serum tranquilizer at Deacon's forehead causing him to explode]"