"Wake up, you lazy bags of swamp gas! The voodoo vibe is thick tonight! Let's take advantage of this powerful mojo and step up production! Keep piling those shiny bones into the soup! We'll have an army of ghosts by morning, and take over Mexico by the end of the week! Hear that, Voodoo children!? Our family is about to grow, GROW, GROW!"

"I got a personal message for the 2-bit thief who's making off with all my treasure keys: you're dead, pally. If I get my hands on you, I'm going to fit you with your own pair of cement bunny slippers. You hear me? You're lunchmeat, jerk!"

"Yo, yo, yo! It's the boss! You know, I've been forced to admit that maybe driving everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, might have taken a hit out of the business. So, now I hope you lugs would be obliged to any visitors that come here to lose their money at my casino, but, I got a reliable tip that a cop might be snooping around the operation. So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead! Capiche?"

"Ahoy, dock hands! Capital job unloading that cargo last night. You're the crown jewel of my operation. Do me the service of proving your worth yet again by protecting the treasure key that I have stored down there. It appears there is a prowler on the premises, and if any of you let him get his hands on that key, I'll personally flog the lot of you for an entire fortnight!"

"I say, chaps. My heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its 50th ship last night, and the loot has already been unloaded! Our operation is moving along splendidly! With the possible exception being... THE GROUNDS NEGLIGENCE DISPLAYED BELOW DECKS!!! I demand the boilers stay at full pressure at all times! If you lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of guttersnipes did your jobs right, we could have sunk 100 ships by now… but of course, 50 boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on."

"Presciliana Esparolini as Mz. Ruby"

"Kevin Blackton as Sir Raleigh, Muggshot, Panda King and Clockwerk"

"Roxanna Ortega as Carmelita Fox"

"Chris Murphy as Murray"

"Matt Olsen as Bentley"

"Constable Neyla, another policewoman hot on my tail."

"Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever."

"How ironic that Carmelita, a police officer, would be the one to lift the curse from the Cooper family."

"The menace of Clockwerk would never again rise to threaten me, or my children."

"That was so beautiful. It was like a nature documentary... but with more violence."

"Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is the Wizard. Do you read me, Sitting Duck?"

"Ah well, you know the old saying — If you can't count on a friend to bust you out of jail, what kind of a friend are they?"

"(mammoth thaws from the ice and runs) I've never seen such a majestic creature! So full of life, so ready to live... (splash) So much for that. He's back in the deep freeze."

"Fear The Murray!"

"I’ll floss my teeth with your spine!"

"Another barrier stands before you. Fear not, I shall bend it like the truth!"

"Freeze, Cooper!"

"Coward! You're a disgrace to Interpol! I'll make it my life's work to destroy you."

"This pistol packs a paralysing punch. You ought to try it. Might snap you out of your crime spree."

"I'll be seeing you soon, ringtail."

"Stupid Arpeggio! I double crossed the Cooper Gang, Interpol, and Carmelita. What made you think I wouldn't do the same to you?"

"What's the problem, Poodle? Afraid you can't take me on? Have to call up your little friends for help?"

"Look, bro. I see that you are a tough cowboy... a man with taste... style... vision... a connoisseur of finer things. Like me. Look, I'm sure that 2 cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smoove, yeah? Look... see the money. You like the money. You can take all you want."

"My suit is GREASY SWEET!"

"So raccoonus-doodus, you're, like, totality bumming my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can't you let birds and bees be free, bro!?"

"This is the famous Cooper Gang? This is what I was so afraid of?"

"Who’s “The Murray”? All I see is a fat, pathetic weakling!"

"Black clouds and thunderbolts! My spice temple... ruined! I will no longer hide while you villains destroy my hard won empire! This place is mine!"

"Come, face me Cooper! With Clockwerk's black heart, I will show you true power!"

"You are an ignorant, young child playing dress-up in his father’s legacy. Oh, I know all about you and the Cooper Clan."

"Now, just lay back and relax. Go to your happy place... and stay there... forever."

"I'm gonna catch that raccoon and make me a hat, and wear it, for a month of Sundays!"

"To live is to fight, to fight is to live!"

"Would you look at that? A whittlin' man is a poor man, sure as the sun rises in the east."

"Immortality. Immortality is what I seek. The other Klaww Gang members were much too short-sighted. They were happy using the Clockwerk parts to drive their various trivial schemes, but not me."

"Oh, my poor naive boy. My meticulous mind has found a way. As your hippopotamus friend will attest, spice consumption makes you both angry and susceptible to hypnosis. The Contessa, hypnotist extraordinaire, devised a way to command people through the use of flashing lights. I've created this blimp to be a massive transmitter of those precise light frequencies. The only problem I faced was finding a suitable source of light waves."

"Behold! Clock-La is born!"

"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"

"Chris Murphy as Murray"

"Alesia Glidewell as Carmelita Fox and Neyla"

"David Scully as Dimitri Lousteau and Rajan"

"Ross Douglas as Jean Bison"

"Gloria Manon as the Contessa"

"Sam A. Mowry as Arpeggio"

"Steve Blum as TOM"