"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."

"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."

"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."

"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"

"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"

"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."

"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."

"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"

"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."

"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."

"Shut up Ted."

"Clifford David - Ludwig van Beethoven"

"Robert V. Barron - Abraham Lincoln"

"Jane Wiedlin - Joan of Arc"

"Al Leong - Genghis Khan"

"Rod Loomis - Dr. Sigmund Freud"

"Tony Steedman - Socrates"

"Dan Shor - Billy the Kid"

"Terry Camilleri - Napoleon"

"George Carlin - Rufus"

"Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston, Esq."

"Keanu Reeves - "Ted" Theodore Logan"

"The funniest comedy in the history of history."

"Brace yourself amigos for a most triumphant video! (UK VHS box)"

"Party on, dudes!"

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell..."

"[first lines] Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California - 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down, and we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great, but it almost wasn't. You see, seven hundred years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry: it'll all make sense. I'm a professional."

"Party on dudes!"

"Be excellent to each other."

"Ray Liotta - Shoeless Joe Jackson"

"The Voice - Himself (per end credits)"

"Timothy Busfield - Mark"

"Burt Lancaster - Dr. Archibald 'Moonlight' Graham"

"James Earl Jones - Terence Mann (This character was derived from that of J. D. Salinger as portrayed in the story Shoeless Joe.)"

"Gaby Hoffmann - Karin Kinsella"

"Amy Madigan - Annie Kinsella"

"Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella"

"If you believe the impossible, the incredible can come true."

"All his life, Ray Kinsella was searching for his dreams. Then one day, his dreams came looking for him."

"Go the distance."

"Ease his pain."

"If you build it, he will come."