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April 10, 2026
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"Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens."
"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease."
"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
"I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday."
"Chyler Leigh β Janey Briggs"
"Chris Evans β Jake Wyler"
"They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we're gonna stuff your face."
"Ron Lester β Reggie Ray"
"Mia Kirshner β Catherine Wyler"
"Jaime Pressly β Priscilla"
"Deon Richmond β Malik"
"Eric Jungmann β Ricky Lippman"
"Eric Christian Olsen β Austin"
"A comedy for the kid in all of us."
"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."
"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."
"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"
"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."
"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."
"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."
"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."
"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"
"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"
"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"
"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."
"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"
"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."
"Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead"
"Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson"
"Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins"
"Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland"
"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."
"Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman"
"Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff"
"Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink"
"You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!""
"James Earl Jones - Narrator"
"David Arquette - Benny Jacks"
"Mark DeCarlo - Coach"
"Stephen Root - Gary Murray"
"Hilary Swank - Kimberley Hannah"
"Paul Reubens - Amilyn"
"Luke Perry - Oliver Pike"
"Rutger Hauer - Lothos"
"Donald Sutherland - Merrick Jamison-Smythe"
"Kristy Swanson - Buffy"
"Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy."