"[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"

"Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!"

"There's only one way to settle this...make out contest."

"Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!"

"Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!"

"You're it!"

"[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?"

"So, did you give him some yet? You know some!"

"Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend."

"Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!"

"Timothy Stack as Doctor"

"William Sadler - Grim Reaper"

"Joss Ackland - Chuck De Nomolos"

"Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Robot Bill"

"It's a trip."

"Whoa dude! Pressed hams!"

"Keanu Reeves - Ted Logan/Evil Robot Ted"

"[Describing their experience in Hell] That was non, non non, NON-heinous!"

"[to the future student] And most importantly; do not do your homework without your headphones on. Repeat- [gets interrupted by the arrival of De Nomolos]"

"[first glimpse of Hell] This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers."

"Once... they made history. Now... they are history."

"Bill & Ted party on!"

"[using his ghost powers on his father] I totally possessed my dad!"

""Big" Jim Martin - Sir. James Martin"

"George Carlin - Rufus"

"Pam Grier - Ms. Wardroe"

"Andie, you're a bitch."

"[to Duckie] You got a problem, friend?"

"Well, listen, any girl who did that to me, I would not be too jazzed to hold onto, Blane. It's not worth it, man. I told you it isn't gonna work, you know. This girl was, is, and will always be nada."

"You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you, I always believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you... [kisses Andie on the cheek] Always. [starts to leave]"

"Look, I don't want to take you home. I mean, I'd like to be with you. If not here, somewhere else. Anywhere you want. I'm sorry. What can I say? I made a mistake. I overestimated my friends. I'm sorry. What, do you wanna hit me?"

"A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane? You know, you gotta give her credit though. I mean, after you dumped her, she certainly went out and found herself what I'd have to say is probably the most interesting date that our generation..."

"You buy everything, Steff. You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right."

"I'm off like a dirty shirt."

"This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!"

"We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"

"[finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE."

"Annie Potts - Iona"

"It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!"

"This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!"

"Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!"

"It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice."

"Molly Ringwald - Andie Walsh"