space-jam

"Well, if it isn't the old-news Looney Tunes. Looking just as washed up as ever. You know what? I think it's time for an upgrade. [upgrades LeBron and the Looney Tunes into their 3D styles] Oh, they're alive! Alive! Oh, yeah. You're looking sharp, Looney Tunes."

"Let's get some butts in these seats!"

"It's game time!"

"Introducing the Goon Squad!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne! So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! How 'bout that, huh? Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you? Oh, boy. Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!"

"Oh, no! Are you kidding me? Road Runner Smoke Screen! It's the oldest trick in the book!"

"How did I lose control? I didn’t lose control. You lost… You… This one lost… I haven’t lost any…"

"Are you serious? Make a call, Pete! Oh, you wanna swallow your whistle? [grabs a chair throws to Pete swallow the whistle] Yeah! How'd that taste? Now call the game!"

"What do you mean, “What’s wrong?” They’re catching up. Run Dame Time."

"[as Granny beats Chronos] What in the AARP is going out here?"

"Hey, Dom! Are you a Tune or are you a Goon? Tune or Goon? Tune or Goon? Make up your mind. Make up your mind. Let's go. Sit down."

"Everyone happy, huh? Everybody - Everybody having a good time? Yeah? You having a lot of fun out there? 'Cause that's all what matters, right? Is that you're having fun? [yelling] THAT DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL! WHAT MATTERS THAT I WIN THIS [long bleep] GAME!! Oh, and you, Dom! HOW are you losing at your OWN game? [in distorted voice] FOR SERVER'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE! I expected a LOT more out of you, son! Get your head in the game! I need to WIN!!!"

"[in normal voice] Yeah. Maybe your dad was right about you. Letting you be you was a mistake."

"Okay. If everybody would move down, then we could all sit on the bench. Let’s all sit on the bench!"

"Are you serious? [holding the ball] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?"

"Oh, what? You got something to say?"

"First of all, it's Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you're not. You're playing against your dad. See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can't… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye] There's no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs, Dom walk backs away and joining the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!"

"Fine! [standing on the center court seeking revenge on Dom who scolded him join the Tune Squad] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!"

"Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love."

"That's cute. But I thought I told you. [snaps his fingers, forcing the ball out the net to take points away from the Tune Squad] It's my game now."

"Sic 'em, Goons."

"Incoming! Whoo! I'm a monster! We about to break the internet, baby! It's over!"

"Whoa! Where my Goons at? [White Mamba: Right here, Coach.]"

"Yeah, this is fun, huh? We should just do it again and again and again. Just over and over and over for all eternity. How's that sound?"

"That's cheating!"

"Great. Posterized."

"[last words] Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!"

"White Mamba: What's up?"

"Wet Fire: Gimme that ball, rabbit!"

"Arachnneka: Eat that, eat that, eat that, eat that."

"The Brow: [confronts Tweety] Yeah. Bird versus baby bird."

"Chronos: [when Dame Time comes around] It's the King Stomper!"

": Looks like Wile E's gotten himself mixed up in the machine."

": Yes, I never doubted you for a second, LeBron! We are goin' home! [he and Ernie get teleported] Thank you so much! You are the Akron Hammer, the Chosen One! King James, man! [LeBron's followers get teleported too] I love you! [he cries joyfully] We going home!"

"Marvin the Martian: I claim this planet in the name of !"

"Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Doo!"

"Yogi Bear: Hey, Boo-Boo!"

": I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me."

"They're all Tuned up for a rematch."

"Get ready for the slam dunk of the summer."

"LeBron James — Himself"

"Don Cheadle — Al-G Rhythm"

"Cedric Joe — Dom James"

"Khris Davis — Malik"

"Sonequa Martin-Green — Kamiyah James"

"— Darius James"

"Harper Leigh Alexander — Xosha James"

"Xosha Roquemore — Shanice James"

"Ernie Johnson Jr. Lil Rel Howery — Game Announcers"

"Michael B. Jordan — Himself"