"[to Jessie, as the gang holds her son hostage] Well, well, well, it's our little mother. That there is Cundalini, and Cundalini wants his hand back. (...) Tell you what, I'll swap you."

"[to Johnny, ordering him to throw a match into Jim the Goose's wrecked car] You scum sucking trash, throw it!"

"[to Johnny] It's alright you'll get your chance. But, remember... to keep your sweet, sweet mouth shut."

"The Nightrider, that is his name, the Nightrider (...) Remember him when you look at the night sky."

"[to the MFP officers after Johnny the Boy was released from the Halls of Justice] So long as the paperwork's clean, you boys can do what you like out there."

"Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!"

"Hey fella, stop! What a turkey. Hey fella, you're a turkey, y'know that?"

"From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life. [He nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair] Hallelujah! Are you feeling it brother?!"

"[While Wydell talks about his dead brother during torture] Yeah I remember him. Stupid Fuck just like you. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he went. Officer Wy-fuckin'-dell to the rescue."

"[While hijacking a car with a boy inside] What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid shakes his head "no"] Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama... and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family."

"[Talking to himself in mirror] You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular fuckin' killer. You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true."

"Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!"

"This guy must have 500, maybe 600 bodies down there, and I've seen 'um! Stuck up on the walls like some psycho version of the Sistine Chapel!"

"Eileen Brennan as The Cat Lady"

"Patricia Belcher as Jezelle Hartman"

"Jonathan Breck as The Creeper"

"Justin Long as Darry Jenner"

"Gina Philips as Trish Jenner"

"Things are gonna get creepy..."

"He's watching... He's waiting... He's hungry..."

"You Are NOT What You Eat..."

"Get a Taste of the Year's Best Horror Film!"

"The Tastiest Horror Film of the Year!"

"A nightmare cloaked in rags."

"Evil is right behind you"

"WhAT's EATing you?"

"Officer: [The Creepers shows it's wing-like mandibles and skin flaps and screeches] What in the holy mammal?"

"The Creeper: [In a deleted scene, referring to The Cat Lady] She don't smell too good...Darius!"

"Dying Boy: ...H-h-h-ide..."

"Officer: We have a blackout. That means emergency head count. Hey, lower bunk, let me see some skin. [Inmate gives him the middle finger] That is special, I love you too."

"Get a load of that nasty old thing. What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and fucking serial killers?"

"You don't understand..."

"[To Sergeant Tubbs] You've got missing persons and a fire in the next county, go do something useful!"

"Have you seen the cats yet?"

"Every 23rd Spring for 23 days it gets to...eat..."

"It needs to scare you. There's something in fear, something it can smell. Something that tells it if there's anything inside someone that it might...like."

"I think Its eaten too many hearts for Its own to ever stop..."

"When you hear that song you run, and I mean run! 'Cause that song means something terrible for you, something so terrible you couldn't dream of it...not in your worst most terrible nightmare!"

"I don't know if its a demon or a devil...or just some hungry thing from some dark place in time...I just know that it's not gonna stop coming after you, or anyone else it wants to. Once it has the scent of something it likes...It can't, it can't stop."

"It eats lungs so it can breath, it eats eyes so it can see. Whatever it eats...becomes a part of it."

"It dresses like a man, but only to hide that it's not."

"[To Trish and Darry] You've got something it likes... one of you."

"...You kids got anyone else with you?..."

"What the hell did you bring into my house?"

"That's not my scarecrow."

"You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it."

"The point of having a portable phone you idiot, is that it works when you need it!"

"[To Darry] You look like you just crawled out of a sewer."

"She did lose her head, Darla lost her head, just like they said. And you know what he did, Trish? You know what he did for her? H-He sewed it back on. He sewed it right back on...!"

"...Trish...I think we found our body..."