"What is my love? That I amalgamate the bad features of a woman into a good picture. And my hatred? That I see the bad features in the picture of a bad man."

"I no longer have collaborators. I used to be envious of them. They repel those readers whom I want to lose myself."

"I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear."

"I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping something might improve if I viewed all sides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and be able use one's prejudice as an excuse."

"The secret of the demagogue is to appear as dumb as his audience so that these people can believe themselves as smart as he."

"Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman."

"It so often happened to me that someone who shared my opinion kept the larger share for himself that I am now forewarned and offer people only ideas."

"Many share my views with me. But I don't share them with them."

"I hear noises which others don't hear and which disturb for me the music of the spheres, which others don't hear either."

"Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis."

"War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that the enemy too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost."

"Everyone is stopped and waiting, maitre d's, hansom cab drivers and governments. Everyone's waiting for the end. Let's hope the apocalypse is pleasant, Your Highness."

"My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious."

"The esthete stands in the same relation to beauty as the pornographer stands to love, and the politician stands to life."

"Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world."

"An aphorism can never be the whole truth; it is either a half-truth or a truth-and-a-half."

"We are sacrificing ourselves for our ready-made goods; we are consumers and live in such a way that the means may consume the end."

"The tyranny of necessity grants its slaves three kinds of freedom: opinion free from intellect, entertainment free from art, and orgies free from love."

"Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence."

"Progress … has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools."

"Psychoanalysis is that mental illness which claims to be its own cure. (Vienna, 1972)"

"Love and art do not embrace what is beautiful but what is made beautiful by this embrace."

"Der Fortschritt feiert Pyrrhussiege über die Natur."

"What is the Ninth Symphony compared to a Tin Pan Alley hit played on a hurdy-gurdy and a memory?"

"There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way."