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April 10, 2026
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"[narrating] This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great."
"[from her diary] My new year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, you may be dead."
"[narrating] We realized why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us the way they do. It is because we are MAD. We are both stark raving MAD!"
"[voiceover, from her diary] We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius."
"David Fane - Paul"
"Madeleine Sami - Tanya"
"Teuila Blakely - Leilani"
"David Van Horn - Derek"
"Oscar Kightley - Albert"
"Maryjane McKibbin-Schwenke - Princess"
"David Fane - Bolo/Paul"
"Nathaniel Lees - Minister"
"Pua Magasiva - Sione"
"Shimpal Lelisi - Sefa"
"Robbie Magasiva - Michael"
"Rena Owen β Beth Heke"
"Our people once were warriors. But unlike you, Jake, they were people with mana, pride; people with spirit. If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years, then I can survive anything."
"Cook the man some fuckin' eggs!"
"I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!"
"Barman! 6 milkshakes, easy on the ice-cream."
"You're a fuckin' mess! Don't you ever speak to me again, you hear?"
"[after beating up a patron] I was right. Too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick."
"[reading about Grace's rape in her diary, clearly shocked] Uncle Bully... [begins trembling with insane rage] UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY!!!"
"Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past."
"A family in crisis, a life in chaos... Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love."
"Temuera Morrison β Jake Heke"
"Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell β Grace Heke"
"Julian Arahanga β Nig Heke"
"Taungaroa Emile β Boogie Heke"
"Rachael Morris Jr. β Polly Heke"
"Joseph Kairau β Huata Heke"
"Cliff Curtis β Bully"
"Pete Smith β Dooley"
"George Henare β Bennett"
"Mere Boynton β Mavis"
"Shannon Williams β Toot"
"Peter Jackson - Derek/Robert"
"Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien"
"Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien"
"Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien"
"Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien"
"Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers"
"Crumb's Crunchy Delights."
"Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!"
"One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
"Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!"
"Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!"
"Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!"
"Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys."
"[after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!"