Musical Comedy Films

"A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best."

"Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?"

"The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face"

"But you dont gotta Brag"

"Yea Right here Putzie!"

"So, what did you do all summer Danny?"

"Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple"

"The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!"

"Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!"

"Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow."

"How much dough did he spend?"

"Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?"

"Tell me about it, stud."

"He was so nice to me this summer."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"[singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!"

"This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!"

"Okay, Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am. And I have a headache, and the runs."

"We don't need no education."

"We shall teach Rock and Roll to the world!"

"Old school rock meets private school prep."

"He just landed the gig of his life: 5th grade."

"His methods are unusual. His approach is unique. But his curriculum rocks."

"Mr. Black. Accept no substitute. Come on feel the noize."

"Heavy metal... Take notes."

"Lucas Papaelias as Neil"

"Lucas Babin as Spider"

"Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the supermarket, lady."

"Adam Pascal as Theo"

"Veronica Afflerbach as Eleni"

"Jordan-Claire Green as Michelle"

"Cole Hawkins as Leonard"

"Angelo Massagli as Frankie"

"James Hosey as Marco"

"Zachary Infate as Gordon"

"Brian Falduto as Billy"

"Aleisha Allen as Alicia"

"Caitlin Hale as Marta"

"Maryam Hassan as Tomika"

"Robert Tsai as Lawrence"

"Rebecca Brown as Katie"

"Kevin Clark as Freddy Jones"

"Joey Gaydos Jr. as Zack Mooneyham"

"Miranda Cosgrove as Summer Hathaway"

"Sarah Silverman as Patty Di Marco"

"Mike White as Ned Schneebly"

"Joan Cusack as Rosalie "Roz" Mullins"

"Jack Black as Dewey Finn"

"[during end credits; to Zack, with his face contorted, after he performs a "face-melter" on his guitar] Dude, is my face okay? I think you melted it off! [laughs]"

"I heard you in music class. You guys can really play. [angrily] Why didn't anyone tell me?!"