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"Dick Foran β Dynamite Dugan"
"Billy Lenhart β Butch"
"You'll Boogie-Woogie to: "We're In The Navy" - "Hula-Ba-Luau" - "Gimme Some Skin"...and sing and sway to other songsations!"
"They'll torpedo your troubles and blitz your blues...with waves of laughter and a barrage of boogie-woogie!"
"The Andrews Sisters β Themselves"
"Lou Costello β Pomeroy Watson"
"As co-pilots they're co-riots...and you'll roar as they soar in a record-wrecking flight to NEW sky-heights of hilarity!"
"Loring Smith β Maj. Barstow"
"George Lynn - Actor-Adjutant"
"Henry Victor - Capt. Schultz"
"Maude Eburne - Anna"
"Charles Halton - Dobosh"
"If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter."
"Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too."
"Tom Dugan - Bronski"
"Sig Ruman - Col. Ehrhardt"
"Felix Bressart - Greenberg"
"Lionel Atwill - Rawich"
"Stanley Ridges - Professor Alexander Siletsky"
"Anna: What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife."
"Carole Lombard - Maria Tura"
"Jack Benny - Joseph Tura"
"[to her husband] You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you."
"Robert Stack - Lt. Stanislav Sobinski"
"Mitchell Whitfield as Pfc. Mickey Zimmerman"
"Dan Ferro - Spc. Tony Morales"
"John Ortiz - Spc. Luis Clemente"
"Max Casella - Spc. Dino Paparelli"
"Richard Herd - Gen. Tennyson"
"Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Walter "Wally" T. Holbrook"
"Steve Park - Capt. Moon"
"Debra Jo Rupp - Mrs. Hall"
"John Marshall Jones - Sgt. Henshaw"
"Pamela Adlon - Sgt. Raquel Barbella"
"Austin Pendleton - Maj. Ebersole"
"Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins"
"Steve Martin - MSgt. Ernest "Ernie" Bilko, USA"
"Phil Hartman β Major Colin Thorn, USA"
"Chris Rock - 1st Lt. Oster"
"Dan Aykroyd - Col. John T. Hall, USA"
"[On the phone] Listen, that M2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle is property of the United States Army; I want it back on the post by tonight! We have rules! Rules and regulations! [Turns to light a match on a sign that says "NO SMOKING", then lights a cigarette] I have your rental agreement right here. And if you blow anything up, it's coming out of your deposit! [Hangs up and sighs irritably] Teenagers. So irresponsible!"
"Cathy Silvers - 1st Lt. Monday"
"[talking to Major Thorn over alleged anomalies in Bilko's platoon] You know, for all the differences I've had with Bilko over the years, I have to admit- I've always kind of liked him. The way he kept up the men's morale; the way he'd pretend to cry, when I went on leave. The way- every year, on my birthday- he'd have the men mow my name on the main lawn, with a big heart around it."
"Tige Andrews - Wiley"
"Martin Milner - Shore Patrol Ensign"
"Frank Aletter - Gerhart"
"Phil Carey - Mannion"
"Patrick Wayne - Bookser"
"Ward Bond - Chief Boatswain's Mate Dowdy"