Gex Series

"Francis Ford Coppola you too."

"I smell heroes, my friend."

"I'll climb it, but I'm not gonna like it!"

"Hey, good thing I brought some bean-os"

"Fe, fi, fo... forget it."

"(as a female tour guide) And, on your left, Aaron Spelling's broom closet."

"Ugh, I feel like hocking a loogie."

"(Singing) 'Scuse me while I kiss the Opal Program Sky!"

"I've been saving this for YOU!"

"Lock and load."

"It's tail tiiiiime!"

"Let's get it on!"

"The ice planet Hoth. The Rebels are there."

"I'm freezing my tail off here..."

"Cold blood, cold weather. Bad combination!"

"I feel like the freshmaker!"

"And a-one, and a-two, you're a candy cane and dancing!"

"We've knocked down the generator Lord Vader, you may start your landing."

"I wanna lick it, but my tongue'll get stuck!"

"(imitating an old man) Where's that Wonka man?!?"

"(imitating Jack Skellington) Christmas Town? I'm Jack Gexxington from Halloween Town."

"Oh, Hermie, I wanna be a dentist."

"Note to self: don't lick any flagpoles."

"Dancing candy canes. How fruity."

"Colder than a witch's thing in a brass whatchamacallit."

"Colder than a supermodel's stare at an all-you-can-eat buffet!"

"Luckily, I'm wearing my performance fleece."

"Donner party, for twenty. Donner party, for twenty."

"My favorite holiday, Halloween."

"This place is colder than Eva Gabor's wig fridge."

"(imitating Johnny Carson) It's like the inside of Santa's head - after an eggnog bender!"

"Somebody tell Jackie Brown I found her hat!"

"They're sweet! They're minty! They mambo!"

"(when fighting the evil Santa) If you're Santa, then I'm a 6 foot tall lizard-- wait a minute..."

"Mr. Wonka! Veruca stole a gobstopper!"

"(as Captain Picard) Number One, program the Holodeck for something WARM!"

"(Again, as Picard) My nipples feel like snowpeas! Make it warm, Number One!"

"This outfit is snug in all the wrong places, prrr...."

"I'll show you who's naughty and who's nice!"

"My name's Daryl, this is my other brother, Daryl..."

"(singing) I'm the ice cream man, stop me when I'm passing by..."

"Auditions to The Shining, right this way."

"(sarcastic voice) Oh, great, another snowboarding game."

"Where's the handbrake on this thing?"

"Check me out! I'm EXTREEEME!"

"Hey! I'm snowboardin' here!"

"WARNING, yellow patch, WARNING!"

"(Singing) Let's go snowboardin' now, everybody's learning how!"

"(in a Staten Island accent) How can you surf, if you don't like water?"

"Weren't you on ESPN2?"