"[to Cliff about Fred] I'm worried, Cliff. He's smarter than we thought. [Cliff says he must be to dress himself] He's been asking a lot of questions. I think we should just call the whole thing off."

"[Cliff asks her where she's been] With Fred. I mean, Mr. Flintstone."

"Good morning, Mr. Flint... [Fred storms on by angrily]"

"[after knocking out Cliff] Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone?"

"[to Wilma] I've heard so much about you."

"Mr. Flintstone? I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day."

"[After Fred wrecks the model] Oh! What happened here?"

"[Cliff says Fred is about to embezzled money with them keeping it] We can have Mr. Flintstone sign these right away."

"[After finishing the fake requisitioning forms] There! Done!"

"Well I've been a bad girl. But you've got to admit, I was very, very good at it. (winks seductively)"

"[Fred says in a cup] Bold choice Mr. Flintstone. You'll go far in this company."

"[Fred says sure] (seductive whisper) How would you like it?"

"Now! Can I get you anything? Coffee?"

"Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit."

"Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. [Cliff goes on about how dumb he is] He's perfect!"

"[Comes in with aptitude test scores] Well, Cliff. The test results are in."

"Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Betty Rubble"

"Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave"

"Hally Berry - Miss Sharon Stone"

"Elizabeth Taylor - Pearl Slaghoople"

"Richard Moll - Hoagie"

"Irwin Keyes - Joe Rockhead"

"Harvey Korman - the voice of the Dictabird"

"Dann Florek - Mr. Slate"

"Jonathan Winters - Grizzled Man"

"Frank Welker - the voice of Deeno"

"- Pebbles Flintstone"

"- Bamm-Bamm Rubble"

"The B-52's - themselves but performing as the BC-52's"

"I'm glad we eye to eye."

"[Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here] Because you lied on your resume."

"Oh, this is far from over."

"Son of a Brachiosaurus!"

"I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company."

"One day, we'll look back on this and laugh."

"You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves."

"[Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her] Well I wish that I could say the same."

"Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby."

"[After Fred needs a couple of Bucks] NOT THIS TIME!!!"

"[Fred says he's only one man] Not from the back."

"(An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend. In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (Mob leader: Hang them both.)"