"[in a commercial for Chef Edison's TV Dinner, dressed as an astronaut] Hi, I'm Chef Edison and when I'm away from home, I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. That's why I always bring one of my Chef Edison TV dinners wherever I go. With flavors like, 'Uh, Beavis and Broccoli', N.Y.P.D. Blueberry pie, and M*A*S*H potatoes, there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. Now you can be one anywhere! So sit back on a moon rock and enjoy."

"Raquel Welch as Grace Kosik"

"Glenn Shadix as Larry"

"Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch"

"Jack Warden as Armand McMillan"

"Larry Miller as Bradford McMillan"

"Jack Plotnick as Zak"

"M. Emmet Walsh as Fremont"

"Mystro Clark as Ty"

"Bill Erwin as Landers"

"[that night after seeing his house boarded up] No, what happened? No, I... got evicted. No, tell me this isn't happening! My surfboard, dinosaur, yellow brick road! Where'd it all go? No! Oh, what did I do?"

"Trace Adkins - Eddie Vogel"

"Bryan Cranston - Detective Lankford"

"Laurence Mason - Earl Briggs"

"Bob Gunton - Cecil Dobbs"

"Michael Peña - Jesus Martinez"

"Frances Fisher - Mary Windsor"

"Margarita Levieva - Reggie Campo"

"Pell James - Lorna"

"Shea Whigham - Corliss"

"Eric Etebari - Charles Talbot"

"Marisa Tomei - Maggie McPherson"

"Ryan Phillippe - Louis Roulet"

"William H. Macy - Frank Levin"

"Josh Lucas - Ted Minton"

"John Leguizamo - Val Valenzuela"

"Katherine Moennig - Gloria"

"Michael Paré - Detective Kurlen"

"Mackenzie Aladjem - Hayley Haller"

"I checked the list of people I trust and your name ain't on it."

"Detective Kurlen: [to Haller in crowded elevator] How does someone like you sleep at night with all the scum you represent?"

"Matthew McConaughey - Mickey Haller"

"Michaela Conlin - Detective Sobel"

"Howard da Silva - Eddie Harwood"

"William Bendix - Buzz Wanchek"

"Doris Dowling - Helen Morrison"

"Alan Ladd - Johnny Morrison"

"Veronica Lake - Joyce Harwood"

"Hugh Beaumont - George Copeland"

"Tom Powers - Captain Hendrickson"

"Helen Morrison: I take all the drinks I like, any time, any place. I go where I want to with anybody I want. I just happen to be that kind of a girl."

"I know I've got lots of faults, but being in love with you isn't one of them, is it?"

"Leo: Just don't get too complicated, Eddie. When a man gets too complicated, he's unhappy. And when he's unhappy, his luck runs out."

"[discovering his wife in close proximity to Eddie Harwood] You've got the wrong lipstick on, Mister."

"[to the partygoers] Seems I've lost my manners or would anyone here know the difference?"

"[sitting with Johnny in a convertible in the hills overlooking Los Angeles] It takes a lot of lights to make a city, doesn't it?"

"Tamed by a brunette - framed by a blonde - blamed by the cops!"

"Howard Freeman - Corelli"

"Double dame trouble! Double-barrelled action!"

"Frank Faylen - man recommending motel"