"Judge: If there's a reasonable doubt in your minds as to the guilt of the accused, a reasonable doubt, then you must bring me a verdict of not guilty. If however, there is no reasonable doubt, then you must in good conscience find the accused guilty. However you decide, your verdict must be unanimous. In the event that you find the accused guilty, the bench will not entertain a recommendation for mercy. The death sentence is mandatory in this case. You are faced with a grave responsibility. Thank you, gentlemen."

"Oh, listen, I don't see what all this stuff about the knife has got to do with anything. Somebody saw the kid stab his Father, what more do we need? You guys can talk the ears right off my head you know what I mean? I got three garages of mine going to pot while you're talking! So let's get down and get out of here!"

"Robert Webber - Juror #12"

"It's pretty tough to figure, isn't it? A kid kills his father. Bing! Just like that... It's the element... I'm telling ya, they let those kids run wild up there. Well, maybe it serves 'em right."

"Gentlemen, that's a very sad thing...to be nothing."

"[Revealing that he was the first to join #8 in voting not guilty] This gentleman has been standing alone against us. It's not easy to stand alone against the ridicule of others. So he gambled for support - and I gave it to him."

"[Juror #7 has been throwing bits of paper at the fan. One of them bounces off it and hits #9 in the head.] That's a damn stupid thing to do."

"It’s very hard to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And no matter where you run into it, prejudice obscures the truth."

"Would I lie to you?"

"[after farting in the elevator] It was me!"

"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!"

"What's wrong with me? [suddenly monotone] I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow, I- [claps both hand over his mouth while involuntarily ranting]"

"Amanda Donohoe - Miranda"

"Cary Elwes - Jerry"

"Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole"

"Justin Cooper - Max Reede"

"Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede"

"Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede"

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!"

"Joe Pesci - Vincent LaGuardia Gambini"

"Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito"

"Ralph Macchio - Bill Gambini"

"Mitchell Whitfield - Stan Rothenstein"

"Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller"

"Lane Smith - D.A. Jim Trotter"

"There have been many courtroom dramas that have glorified The Great American Legal System. This is not one of them."

"Bruce McGill - Sheriff Farley"

"James Rebhorn - George Wilbur"

"A Comedy of Trial and Error"