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"Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles."
"Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide."
"One of us will be one million dollars richer, and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung."
"You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket."
"Monsieur Twain, we have been here nearly four hours and there has not been a hint of a hot dinner or a cold corpse. I must therefore bid you adieu."
"You should not speak with an accent when you know I'm so hungry."
"Went back to theory seldom used today: "Butler Did It.""
"He loved me very much, but he was not very observant. One day when I was nineteen, he called me to his study, realized for the first time that I was Oriental, and kicked me out of house!"
"Room filled with empty people."
"Voice come from cow on wall!"
"Miss Marbles, I have admired you since I was tiny little detective."
"You feed cat…dog food?"
"Someone just put deadly snake in room. Wake me when it come near bed."
"Answer simple, but question, very hard."
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."
"Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around."
"Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him."
"Someone gone to great trouble to make welcome guests, not so welcome."
"Treacherous road like fresh mushroom...must always— [Willie drives the car away.] Idiot! Not finish mushroom story! You Idiot!"
"Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheels, very soon get nowhere."
"Questions like athlete's foot…after a while, very irritating."
"Conversation like television set on honeymoon…not necessary."
"Matthew Macfadyen — Mr. Darcy"
"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Bennet"
"This holiday season, experience the greatest love story of all time."
"Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without."
"A romance ahead of its time."
"You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love... I love... I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
"You are mistaken; I write rather slowly."
"In vain I have struggled this will not do, allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
"Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you."
"You can only have two motives, Caroline, and I would not interfere with either."
"Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me."
"Mr Darcy? I'd more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again."
"Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid."
"I have been so blind."
"Judi Dench — Lady Catherine de Bourgh"
"Tom Hollander — Mr. Collins"
"Kelly Reilly — Caroline Bingley"
"Simon Woods — Mr. Bingley"
"Claudie Blakley — Charlotte Lucas"
"Jena Malone — Lydia Bennet"
"Carey Mulligan — Kitty Bennet"
"Talulah Riley — Mary Bennet"
"Rosamund Pike — Jane Bennet"
"Brenda Blethyn — Mrs. Bennet"
"Donald Sutherland — Mr. Bennet"
"A coward you are, Withnail! An expert on bulls you are not!"
"Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!"
"I'm not from London, you know."