"[Opening Voiceover] A long, long time ago, Nosferatu, the undead, the race of the Vampire were driven from Egypt. Most fled to the Carpathian Mountains of Transylvania, but others of better taste, including myself, travelled south through Africa and over the Atlantic, to a beautiful island hidden deep in the Bermuda Triangle. There we lived for happy centuries, feasting on the blood of unwary travellers. Until discovered by the hunters once again. Then the blood that spilled was our own. I, alone, escaped. But a Vampire-alone is a Vampire doomed. My chance was to find the one known offspring of our tribe that had been born in a foreign land. A woman, somewhere in this place, called Brooklyn..."

"Ray Combs - Game Show Host"

"Simbi Khali - Nikki"

"W. Earl Brown - Police Officer"

"Joanna Cassidy - Captain Dewey"

"Zakes Mokae - Dr. Zeko"

"John Witherspoon - Silas Green"

"Kadeem Hardison - Julius Jones"

"Allen Payne - Detective Justice"

"Angela Bassett - Detective Rita Veder"

"Eddie Murphy - Maximillian / Preacher Pauly / Guido"

"Keep your faith, Detective. If I know one thing, its this, you'll need it!"

"Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonder?"

"Call me, baby, call Silas."

"Welcome to the party, Unc. Now let's get this show on the road...There's a new Vampire in Brooklyn, and his name is Julius Jones!"

"[cornered by Maximillian] Hey, yo, man I don't know how you know me, but, uh, everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can go ahead and just jump right back through the window, man. I won't tell anybody I saw you, 'cause I ain't really seen you! You know I'm blind! I got, like cataracts, I mean, um, contacts. I got astigmatism, man. I can't see; I'm blind. Where you at? Where you at? See, look. Where you at? Huh? Where you at?"

"Ohh, betting on the the Knicks... when will you learn?"

"[after being staked in gut] Let me give you an anatomy lesson. This [points] is my stomach. This [points] is my heart. Stomach. Heart. Stomach. Heart."

"[As Preacher Pauley] Evil is good, and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!"

"Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. It kind of itches a little. You have quite decent aim, though. But next time... [rips out Tony's beating heart as Anthony and Julius watche in sheer horror; growls] put a little HEART INTO IT!"