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April 10, 2026
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"Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld"
"Brittany Daniel as Megan Vandergeld"
"Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer"
"Rena Sofer - Shayna"
"Lee Richardson β Rebbe"
"Tracy Pollan β Mara"
"John Pankow β Levine"
"Melanie Griffith β Emily Eden"
"In a world of unseen danger and unspoken passion, lies a mystery one woman is determined to solve."
"In a dangerous world of mystery and intrigue, she's going undercover searching for the truth."
"The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds. That's a lot of mollusk."
"With due respect, sir. Inside every honest man, there's a thief trying to get out..."
"Jamey Sheridan β Nick"
"Mia Sara β Leah"
"Eric Thal β Ariel"
"David Margulies β Lt. Oliver"
"Burtt Harris β Emily's Father"
"James Gandolfini β Tony Baldessari"
"Chris Latta β Chris Baldessari"
"Marie Holst β Rabbi's Wife"
"Jake Weber β Yaakov Klausman"
"She's Got A Killer To Catch... Right After The Swimsuit Competition."
"[to Gracie] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced."
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"
"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."
"Eyebrows. There should be TWO."
"There are no words."
"I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."
"Hey! I'm GLIDING here!"
"Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'"
"Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island"
"William Shatner - Stan Fields"
"Ernie Hudson - FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald"
"Candice Bergen - Cathy Morningside"
"Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews"
"Michael Caine - Victor Melling"
"Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart"
"Never Mess With An Agent In A Dress."
"Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover."