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April 10, 2026
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"Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my calcul-"
"No, no, don't! Aaahhh! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hiccup! SON!!!!"
"[Prince Gristle Jr.: But, Daddy...I never got to eat a Troll. What's gonna make me happy now?] Come here, son...nothing. Absolutely nothing. You will never, never, never, never be happy. [Prince Gristle Jr.: Never?] Ever."
"Watch out, Branch!"
"But wait, wait, wait."
"Eugene, put me down! Do you hear me! I'm the boss of you!"
"LEEME GO!! LEEME GO!!!"
"I'M FREEEEEEEEEE........!!!!!!"
"Ah! NOOO!!!"
"[falling off the mountains and shouts] NOOOOO!!!"
"Ha ha ha! Come and get me! Oh no, no, no! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"Me? No, no, no. No, you’ve got it wrong! [Tiffany: OMG! And a shocking twist.] You're making a huge mistake! [Tiffany: The notorious bandit known as the Crimson Paw has been revealed to be none other than Professor Marmalade.] I'm not the Crimson Paw! She is the Crimson Paw! She's the paw! I'm a flower of goodness!!! NOOOO!!!!"
"CRIMP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Ha! Glad I lived long enough to see that. I’ll buy you some time. Follow Brightbill. Don’t wait for me."
"[Zeng: Can we run now?] Yes."
"Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach. [Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!] Maybe it can. If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it. [Shifu: But how, how? I need your help, master.] No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe. [Shifu: I-- I will try.] Good. [sees petals floating around him] My time has come. You must continue your journey without me. [hands Shifu his staff] [Shifu: What-- What are you--? Master, you can't leave me!] You must believe. [Shifu: Master!]"
"[weakly] You...can't defeat me. [panting heavily] You-- You're just a big...fat...panda! [Po: [grabs Tai Lung's index finger] I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda. (In other words, the Kung Fu Panda.) [raises his pinky finger with a smirk]] [gasps in horror] The Wuxi Finger Hold! [Po: [mockingly] Oh, you know this hold?] You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that. [Po: Nope. [Tai Lung smiles weakly] I figured it out. [Tai Lung's eyes widen in an "Uh-oh!" stare; Po flexes his pinky finger] Ska-doosh!]"
"[Shen: Show-off.] That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu. [Shen: I agree, but this is.]"
"[Shen: Why aren't we firing?!] They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close! [Shen: [sees Po marching at him] Fire! Fire at them!] But, sir, we'll kill our own! [Shen: [shouting] I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!] [Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch] No."
"How did you...How did you do it? [Po: You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--] Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I scarred you for life! [Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.] No, they don't. Wounds heal. [Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?] I don't care what scars do. [Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of the stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.] You're right. Then I choose...this!"
"It took me five hundred years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me five hundred more! [Po: You want my chi so bad? Then take it!] Yes! The power is mine! Wait! No! It's too much! It's too much! NO! NOOOOO!!!"
"Zhen, do something! [Zhen: Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings.] [Tai Lung: See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior.] No!"
"MOSES!! MOSES!! [Moses: *Sigh* Goodbye, brother!]"
"Wait! No, wait! WAAAAIIIIIIIT!!!"
"Huh?! [Ginger: Bye-bye!] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [Fowler: Bombs away!] MR. TWEEDY!!!"
"Phillip, help me! Phillip! [Phillip gets out of the bouncy house, saw the big female rabbit puppet and runs to it from behind, thinking it was the were-rabbit Wallace] Do something! [A snarling Phillip leaps into the air and bites into the female were-rabbit puppet's tail] D'AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! [Reverend Clement Hedges: Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!]"
"Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders all your life. Think for yourself."
"What is it? It's beautiful... [Soldier Ant: Ridgeway, get out of there!]"
"Chippy, we have a social obligation to the less fortunate. I know you laugh at my hobbies, but this is important to me! [Chip: Hm. You have such a big heart. That's why you're my little cuddly-widdles.] Oh, my big strong pheromone factory."
"Cutter...what are you doing?! [Cutter: Something I should have done, a long time ago. This is for the good of the colony, sir. [pulling Z up]] YOU USELESS, UNGRATEFUL MAGGOT!!! I AM THE COLONY!!! [Z: [to Cutter] Look out!]"
"I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right! YEAH!"
"Oh, come here, soldier."
"I'll make you regret the day we met! I'll see you drawn and cornered! You'll beg for death to save you! [Fiona: No! Shrek!] And as for you, my wife? [Shrek: Fiona!] I'll have you locked back in that tower, for the rest of your days! I AM KING! [Shrek whistles for Dragon] I WILL HAVE ORDER! I WILL HAVE PERFECTION! I WILL HAVE--! [Dragon roars] AAAAAAAH! [Dragon eat Farquaad] AAAH-! [Dragon swallows him] [Donkey: Alright, nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!] [Dragon roars] [Donkey: I'm a donkey on the edge!] [Dragon burps out Farquaad's crown] [Donkey: [chuckles] Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?]"
"Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion! [Harold: [smugly] Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.] [Prince Charming: Mommy! [grabs wand from Puss]] [Fiona: "Mommy"?] [catches her wand and grunts] I told you, ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! [shoots death beam] [Queen Lilian: Harold!] [Fiona: Shrek!] [King Harold: NOOOOOO!!!!] [deflects beam toward Fairy Godmother, who gets hit and screams] Oh. HA! [turns into bursts explode bubbles]"
"[after thinking he finally killed Shrek] A new era finally begins! [Shrek opens his eyes to his friends, who are relieved] Now, all of you, bow before your king! [Shrek: [clears throat] You need to work on your aim. [lifts up Charming]] This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After! [Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep looking... [looks tenderly at Fiona before back to him] 'cause I'm not givin' up mine.] [Dragon knocks over tower prop, as Prince Charming looks up] Mommy?"
"Maybe we should hire a professional bounty hunter? [Rumpelstiltskin throws water at her in frustration] AHH!!! What a world! What a world!"
"[Fiona: [shocked] Shrek?] [Rumpelstiltskin: [surprised] His day is up! His day is... [gets squeezed]] [Fiona: [heartbroken] Shrek?] It's alright. [Fiona: There has to be something I can do.] You've already done everything for me Fiona. You gave me a home and a family. [Fiona: You have kids?] We have kids. Fergus, Farkle, and a little girl named... [simultaneously with Fiona] ...Felicia. [Fiona: [simultaneously with Shrek] Felicia. I've always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.] And someday... [gives squeaky toy to Fiona] ...you will. [Fiona, Donkey, and Puss sadly stare at Shrek] You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. [Shrek and Fiona share true love's kiss, just as Shrek disappears] [Puss in Boots: [notices] Fiona, the sunrise. You're still...an ogre.] [Fiona: [sees Puss in Boots is right] True love's form.] [Rumpelstiltskin: [shocked] Impossible!] [Fiona: [happily] The kiss worked.]"
"No! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not ready! No! Wait!"
"Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do. [Puss in Boots: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won't. So, I won't make you choose."
"Mr. Horner, I need your help, Mr. Horner!"
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I MEAN, WHAT'S SPECIFICALLY?!"
"[Alex: And you!] Me? [Alex: This is my territory, understand?! I never ever want to see you on my turf again!]"
"Out of my way. Well, well, well. You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly, you quit the pride. And you were kicked out. So don't think that this changes anything. [Alex: You're right. In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation. A man bag. Very popular where I'm from.] Don't know what to say. [Alex: Still be tough and carry your stuff.] Does this strip adjust? Yes. I think this will go very nicely for me when I go out hiking. But I'm afraid you're still banished. [Alex: We figured you'd say that.] [Nana: My handbag! YOU BAD KITTY!!] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
"If I am going down, YOUR head is coming with me! [Alex: I don't think so! You're going down, but not with my head! Your days of chasing animals are over, DuBois, because you just messed with the king!]"
"WHAT? Are you KIDDING ME?! [Skipper: Dave. Oh-oh, look at you.] You think this is over?! I'm just getting started! [Kowalski: What do we do with him now?] [Amy: Aw!] Open this right now!"
"[shoves a pitchfork in Lady Tottington's hair] Hmmmm, I rather like your hair pinned back."
"Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do."
"Get your hairy mitts off my future wife you big brute."
"Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be."